Day 6
Lemmy randomly spawns a landmaster and shoots up a truck going to a slaughter house since Bowser had literally been turned into a cow. What the f##k did I write?
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It was another kind of uneventful day, in the hotel. Lemmy would be homesick by now if Sonic wasn’t there for company and snuggling and Josh being the only human in the group. Anyway, they had nothing to do other than walk around the city or just stay back at the hotel playing Mario party. At Least Josh and with the boys, with Lemmy winning 3 rounds. “I win.” Lemmy says. “Of course, you've played this game a lot.” Ludwig says.

Meanwhile, Bowser was getting a drink at Daryl's Pub n Grill, wearing pants to hide the immaturity that is the diaper he's wearing. Not only that but the bane of Lemmy’s existence, the bounty hunter. If he couldn't get Lemmy lethal ass, then the king of the koopas was another choice. He had taken the place of the bartender, he somehow stole the polyjuice potion iggy made, ignoring murdering Lemmy before this very moment. He knocked out the bartender and stole a hair, the plan was to spike Bowser's drink. Thankfully for both of them, nobody was in the bar making bowser an easy target. “Hey buddy, i'd like a beer!” Bowser says. “Please,” he adds. “With pleasure.” The bounty hunter says, getting some beer and spiking it. “Here!” The bartender slides a beer to Bowser. “Thanks.” Bowser says drinking the beer, before passing out a few seconds later. The bounty hunter checks him out and laughs. “Ha ha ha ha!” The bounty hunter does. Then the boss man Daryl comes out. “David!” Daryl yells. “Uh oh.” The bounty hunter says. “David! What the f##k are you doing!?” Daryl asks. “Oh ummm, I just served the customer his beer.” The bounty hunter says. “Then why were you doing a maniacal laugh, and why is he passed out on the ground.” Daryl says, then the sailor comes out of the back. “Hey boss, the employee is fully restrained, have you knocked out king Bowser?” The sailor says just now seeing Daryl. Daryl is confused as to why a sailor comes out of the back and why he says employee when Davy is right there. “Wait a minute, You're the only one to show up. Who is he?” Daryl asks. “Listen old hag, i'm a bounty hunter here, i'm trying to kidnap King Bowser Koopa to get him to the chop house.” The bounty hunter explains. “Davy! What the f##k are you on about!?” Dayrl asks. “Davy is in the back if you'd like to ask.” The Sailor says. “What do you mean?!” The Boss man asks. “I'm not Davy, you drunk ignoramus. “Then who are you?” The boss asks. “ We're not telling you!” the bounty hunter says. “Oh no sir! You're going to Join Davy whether you like it or not.” The sailor says. “Good luck getting away, there are cameras in this place, watching your every move.” Daryl says. “Oh really, then how about the kitchen where we knocked Davy out.’ The sailor says holding the camera that was in the kitchen. “We've actually disabled the cameras so you'll never know who I am.” The bounty hunter says. “Say good night Sally!” The sailor smashes Daryl’s head with a frying pan. They look at Daryl’s knocked out body, saying to themselves. “No witnesses, no problems.” They hide Daryl’s body in the closet with Davy and take Bowser's body out back.

In the back alley, they were figuring out what to do, he shows he had stolen a wand from Iggy, and explains that he'll try to use it to turn Browser into a cow, then the sailor asks. “Why didn't you just transform yourself into a bartender?” He asks a responsible question. “Because I'm not sure if I could turn back into myself, so I'll see if it works on Bowser.” The bounty hunter says using the wand. He figures it out and Turns Bowser into a cow. “Excellent.” The bounty hunter says. “Quick, take that truck we stole to the chop house, that should get Lemmy looking for King Bowser!” The bounty hunter says. “But I don't know where the slaughter house is.” The Sailor says. “Look, I've also got a sat nav, so use it, that should probably take you to the slaughter house.” The bounty hunter says. “Alright, there should be no one watching us since I've destroyed the cameras.” The sailor says. “Luckey, now scramble, someone might walk in on us.” The Bounty Hunter says. “Yes sir!” The sailor gets the cow in the truck and drives off to the slaughter house.

Luckily, Wendy was secretly recording the whole thing. She was never noticed by the ignoramuses so she got off scot free. “This is horrible! I need to show the others.” Wendy says springing off to the hotel to show the others.

Back at the hotel, Ludwig had finally won another round of Mario Party. “Yes I won!” Ludwig says. “Don't rub it in you adrenaline junkie.” Lemmy says. Then Wendy busts through the door. “BOYS! Dad is in trouble.” She says playing the video of Bowser's kidnapping. They see and barely hear everything important. “Oh God Damn It, Bowsers have been kidnaped.” Lemmy says. “We have to search around the city for a chop house truck.” Sonic says. “Alright Boys! We need to scavenge the city for a chop house truck, and try to stop it! So get your wands ready, it's time to cause some mischief!” Lemmy says. The koopalings grab their wands. While Josh stays back. “What about me?” he says. “Don't worry. Dad has left some money for food just in case he doesn’t get back, so you'll be fine, just don't blow it all on yourself, you can maybe get a liter or 2 of soda and 2 pizzas, save some for us and don’t eat it all.” Lemmy explains for a bit before shutting the door. Before going back in a second later. “Or use some for a bit of food for yourself, if pizza isn’t your interest.” Lemmy adds before promptly screwing off. Josh thinks for a moment. “Maybe I will order some pizza, though I might get some soda for myself in my Big Slurp Cup.” Josh says.

Outside in the city, Lemmy and the boys were trying to find a truck that looked like it would go to the chop house, while Wendy went back to the Pub dad was at to free the hostages. They look long and hard for a possible glimpse, meanwhile the others are just having fun, not knowing their father was in trouble. After a bit, they find a truck for a slaughterhouse, and inside one cow with red hair for some reason, and driving it, the Sailor man assistant of the Bounty hunter. “Oh! THERE! THAT'S THE TRUCK!” Lemmy points out. “On it!” Sonic says dashing towards the truck. A bit before that moment, the Sailor saw the boys, he had gotten a lazer gun ready as was supplied by the bounty hunter. “You stop right there you horrible horrible person!” Sonic says. “Your not gonna stop me!” The sailor says as he shots the beam gun at sonic. The lazer hit him, the lazer was somehow faster then the speed of light, which is scientifically impossible. “Whao!” The lazer injured him and made him super slow. “Sonic!” Tails shouted running up to Sonic, then the sailor shouts out. “Your too slow!” Then he floors it. “Sonic, are you ok!?” Lemmy asks. “I think I’m alright, but I feel wierd.” Sonic says. “Can you still run fast?” Ludwig asks. “Let me try.” He says. He runs but he was super slow. “Oh my god Dads doomed!” Lemmy shouts. “We’ll never Save dad at this rate!” Wendy shouts. “And nobody can help us!” Roy says. They sit for a bit, then Lemmy relises. “Wait, Tails, do you have your communicator thing?” He asks. “Yes why?” Tails asks. “I’m gonna call Kamek.” Lemmy says. He takes it and attempts to call Kamek. He succeeds. The transition opens with a glimps of flashing lights and loud music which was muffled. After a second Kamek comes in. “Oh! Umm hi Lemmy. How are you doing?” Kamek asks. “Not great, dad has been kidnapped, so we have to save him, do you have any advice on what to do?” Lemmy asks, then some Woman comes into screen. “Hello there Kamek.” She says. “No no no no get off the screen get off the screen.” Kamek says quickly. “Ok Lemmy. So what happened?” He adds. “Dads been turned into a cow and is in a truck going to a slaughter house, do you have any idea on what to do?” Lemmy asks. Then the lady comes into frame again. “Now Kamek, let me show you my breasts.” She says. “No no no don’t do that don’t, I mean do that but not right now.” Kamek says. “Alright Lemmy, since this world is so void of logic, try some random ass movement and spawn a Landmaster, kind of like GTA.” He adds. “Umm, ok we’ll try that.” Lemmy says and hangs up. “Ok how do we spawn a tank?” Roy asks. “I think it’s written down here.” Lemmy says. He copies the things written down and somehow spawns a landmaster. “Where the f##k did that come from?” Ludwig asks. “I guess there’s barely any logic in an autistic teen's writing.” Lemmy says. “I guess that’s right.” Roy says. “Enough yapping.” Lemmy says as he jumps in the Landmaster. “Let’s cause some property damage!” Lemmy adds. “Please don’t.” Tails replies. “I’ll try.” Lemmy says. He is trying to figure out the Landmaster, working the turret and the thrusters. It’s kind of akward since Lemmy hasn’t operated any heavy machinery other then a small airship in New Sup U, a tank was out of his contract, especially when there’s just so much stuff to figure out. “Alright Lemmy. Make sure to shoot the truck, not the buildings.” Ludwig says. “I’m gonna try.” Lemmy says, as he keeps driving the land master on the frickin road. After some time of not seeing anything, they finally see the truck. “Over there!” Roy says. “I see Roy.” Lemmy says as he starts shooting it. The sailor assistant of the bounty hunter hears the shots. “Ahh, so they’ve got a tank. Damn, I’m gonna have to return fire.” He says and returns fire with an AR-15 with extended Mag and armor piercing bullets to get through the Land Master. The boys of course hear the bullets. “Lemmy! He’s returning fire.” Roy says. “Of course! He’s got fire power too.” Lemmy replies as he spams shots to the truck. Lemmy managed to shoot the gun from his hands. “Oh crap!” The assistant says, so he gets in contact with the bounty hunter. “They’ve found me and are starting to attack me!” He says. “What are they doing?” He asks. “Shooting me in a tank!” He replies. “What!?” The bounty hunter replies. “Yes, they're trying to shoot the truck up with a tank.” The sailor says. “F##king hell! How did that brat get a tank!?” The bounty hunter replies. “I don’t know?!” The sailor replies. “Look, you should be faster so you can out run him very easily.” The bounty hunter says. “I’m gonna find you and protect the cargo. At the moment, you need to get away, got that?” He adds. “Yes! Hurry up, I’m not sure how long the truck is gonna last.” The sailor says as he floors it. “Alright. Be careful.” The bounty hunter says and hangs up. The boys saw him get away. “Oh no! We’re never gonna catch up!” Roy says. “Don’t say that, We have a booster in this tank.” Lemmy says. He uses the booster to catch up with the truck.

The bounty hunter had a lethal drone he could use, complete with laser beams, bullets and grenades. “They’ll have to step down when I bring out the big guns.” The bounty hunter says, looking at the drone of mass destruction. “If this fails, I’ll have to go at him, WITH MY BEAR HANDS!” He adds, he sends the drone to keep the king captive.

Back to the boys, they were landing shots on the truck with Precision, though the ride got particularly rough when the Sailor guy found out there were land mines and other bombs in the truck. “Oh, he didn’t tell me there were explosives.” He says as he starts chucking explosives out the truck. “Oh god! Watch out Lemmy!” Tails says. “Don’t worry.” Lemmy says as he activates the thrusters to fly over the bombs that were dropped. “Impossible! Tanks are just for the ground!” The sailor says. “That drone better get here and protect me from the midget!” The sailor says. “Maybe I can out run. Him.” The sailor says as he floors it again. Still didn’t help the fact Lemmy caught up. While this whole chase was going on, the sailor caused quite a bit of property damage, Lemmy was avoiding property damage as much as possible, after all, he didn’t want to look worse then he already is. After strategic shots, boosts and avoided property damage, the Drone had shown up. Thank got for the sailor man, since the drone was literally op. It could not only shoot what was previously described, it could also literally shoot big spears and rain them onto the ground, blocking the path forward, they can also damage the land master and Oil to get Lemmy to crash right into a building, causing collateral damage, so Lemmy had to be careful. He was now starting to panic slightly after the drone used the Oil slicks and Spear rain, he not only had to focus attention on the truck before it got to the chop house, he also had to try and pick out the drone before it and Lemmy can cause irreparable harm. “This is getting out of hand!” Ludwig says. “You dont say!” Lemmy says focusing on the two hazards. “What are we supposed to do?” Roy asks. “I Think i have an idea!” Lemmy says. “You think?” Ludwig asks. “YES!” Lemmy shouts. “Since the thing has oil in it, I think we could try to take out the drone and the truck in one foul swoop. We just need to not only find a wall but also cause him to speed up and then knock out the drone, causing oil to spill everywhere so the truck will ultimately crash and hopefully not kill dad in the process.” Lemmy explains. “That honestly sounds like a good idea, but how are the stars gonna line up for this to happen?” Ludwig asks. “It's just Luck.” Lemmy says. “Maybe I could jump at the drone while you speed up to the truck.” Sonic says. “And there could be another truck hauling cinder blocks up ahead.” Tails says. “So I guess the stars have aligned.” Lemmy says. “Alright boys, get on top and try knocking down that drone.” He adds. “Ok, you ready sonic?” Tails asks. “I think that dumb slow thing has finally worn off, I feel much better now.” Sonic says. “Great!” Tails replies. They get on top of the Tank and start jumping at the drone. “THERE NOT TAKING US SERIOUSLY!” The Sailor guy says. “Don’t just stand there, do something!” The bounty hunter says. “Great!” The sailor guy says pulling out a shotgun. “Stay still furry c##ts! I’m gonna have some hedgehog stew in the afternoon!” He says taking two shots, both missing unsurprisingly. That’s when he sees Lemmy step on it. “‘Ah S##t!” The sailor says as he floors it. Just as he does that, Sonic Deals a killing blow to the drone, it crashes right in front of the truck, spilling oil on the ground. He drives over the oil, not realizing until it was too late. “What!? No! HIT THE BREAKS!!!” He screams slamming the brake pedal. The truck didn’t stop. “I CAN'T STOP IT!!!” He shouts as the truck skidded and skated, right into a cargo truck with cinder blocks, totaling the chop house truck in the process. “Oh my! What the f##k!” The pickup truck diver shouts. “I’m sorry, I’ve only rode sailboats!” The sailor guy says. During the brewing shouting match, Lemmy snuck Bowser out of the truck and quickly fled the scene. Theve headed down to a back alley to transform Bowser back to normal. “So, if the cow is bowser, and was turned into a cow with iggy’s wand, we need to use a wand of course.” Lemmy says. “Anybody want to try to loot the truck?” He asks. “I've already done it!” Wendy says, pulling out Iggy’s wand. “Ok great, Now let me try this.” Lemmy says. “Ok, be careful.” Wendy says, giving Lemmy the wand. “Alright, it goes something like this.” Lemmy waves the wand and casts it at the cow. He turns him back on the first try. Bowser looks around kind of confused. “Ohhhh, What happened?” Bowser asks. “Nothing important dad, we need to get back to the hotel.” Lemmy says.

The boys get back to the hotel, in the land master, just praying he isn't pulled over for driving a military vehicle on the streets. After drawing more attention than squidward dabbing on a parade float, they get back to their room like nothing ever happened. Going up to their room, Bowser realized something. “What about dinner for you?” He asked. “Don't worry, I think Josh used the dinner money to get us 2 pizzas, and some soda.” Lemmy says. When they go in, they were right, Josh had gotten them 2 Pizzas and Some 2 Liters of soda. He had dedicated a 2 Liter of Pepsi to the Big Slurp Cup. he was holding himself because he had to go. “Josh, what are you doing?” Ludwig asks. “Oh, Hi guys, I'm just seeing how long I can hold it.” Josh replies. “And why exactly?” Ludwig replies. “No reason.” Josh says. “Eep!” He springs a leak, he has an accident, though he doesn't really care. Lemmy walks up to Josh seeing his wet diaper. He feels the need to say. “I like your diaper, keep it on for me to use as a pillow.” Probably to try and get his mind off everything that just happened.

The end.

Hope I can finish day 7