"While the sale of a sirj to a potential owner with plans to conduct horrible experiments is not an ethical problem, there are certain business considerations such as trade secrets that must be considered. Thus, some unwholesome individuals have been known to attempt construction of their own knock-off sirj units. These units are of inferior workmanship and while they may at first seem to mimic the capabilities of our constructs, they have been proven to become unstable under even mild torture. Don't be suckered in by imitations, buy a genuine sirjdoptable today."

Somehow, I blame  jirris.