So this was written in a span of a week, ignoring the fact it was on the back burner for probably a month. I will put a warning here. This is gonna have to be 13+ and some bits have sexual connotations, not that there's penetration, there are drug references and straight up abuse with the pranks, so don't get mad at me. I did warn of abuse. Anyway, Let's go.
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April, a time that may have been new years, or other s##t and a time for pranks and toxicity. The koopalings were no different, though they kind of were. The prank war of degeneracy as we will call it, started a day prior to this very moment. Yesterday, Lemmy and Larry wanted something from Iggy. “Iggy, are you in there?” Lemmy knocks and asks. “Mmm, I don’t think he’ll notice if we just borrow his vacuum.” Lemmy says. “That's a bad idea, what if he notices.” Larry says. “He won't notice, well just borrow it for a minute, then put it back, he won't even notice.” Lemmy says. “He didn't even notice his own genitals for a good 3 months.” Lemmy adds as he opens the door. “Do you even know where it is?” Larry asks. “It's in his closet, it should be.” Lemmy says. “Why do you need a vacuum?” Larry asks. “To vacuum my room of course.” Lemmy replies. “Are you sure you're not gonna get on with it as they say?” Larry asks, raising Lemmy's eyebrows. “What do you mean?” Lemmy replies. “You know, sitting on top of it or something?” Larry replies. “Buddy, you clearly don't know what that means!” Lemmy says taking out the vacuum. “Hu?” Larry replies. “Want to know what it means?” Lemmy replies. “Yes.” Larry responds. “I'll tell you when you're older.” Lemmy replies after getting out of Iggys room. In Lemmy’s room they were lust sitting about while Lemmy tried to figure out the vacuum. “So I just have to power it on and roll it on the floor, it can't be too hard.” Lemmy says. “How about getting off with it?” Larry asks. “Do you understand what that means?” Lemmy replies. Then he turned it on, and all hell broke loose. It starts dragging him. “Wao!” Lemmy says getting dragged. “Are you getting off with the vacuum!?” Larry shouts. “WHERE THE F##K DID YOU HEAR THAT!?” Lemmy shouts. “I don't know!” Larry replies. Lemmy wines, trying to stop the vacuum. “UhHh Uh Uh UhHh MaKe It StOoOoOpPpPp!” Lemmy wines. “I can't, im, not allowed to get off with a vacuum!” Lemmy. “I'm NoT gEtTiNg OfFfF!!!” Lemmy shouts and trips through the window, falling down 1 floor, nearly breaking his entire body, but also breaking the vacuum. Larry looks out the window. “Is that getting off with the vacuum?” Larry asks. “F###ing no!” Lemmy shouts, he's still alive. They get back up, vacuum still in hand, he sneaks past Iggy, trying not to have him notice he borrowed it without permission. He went into his room, seeing Roy in his room, sitting on the bed, looking out the window. “What happened to you?” Roy asks. “Lemmy was getting it on with the vacuum.” Larry says. “What!?” Roy replies. “No, I didn't suck my own dick in the vacuum, I just turned it on and it literally dragged me around and went out the window.” Lemmy replies. “No wonder, I wouldn't believe you would look like that, after sticking your penis in a vacuum.” Roy replies. “Is that what getting it off means?” Larry asks. “You definitely shouldn't be saying that out in public.” Roy replies. “Anyway, Iggy is gonna kill me, I just had to vacuum my room, just for it to go south.” Lemmy says. “What can we do?” Larry asks. “We can stash and dash the vacuum, and then get a new vacuum as soon as we can.” Roy says. “Yeah, since when has he used that vacuum? Barely anytime.” Lemmy says. “Yep, I know the model so well try and get a new one and he’ll never notice.” Roy says. “Yeah, he wouldn't notice his vacuum is gone, when I barely touched anything.” Lemmy says. Then they hear knocking. “Lemmy you h###y midget! You better not be getting off with my vacuum! It made for dirt, not koopa c#m! It wasn't even made for liquids!” Iggy shouts making assumptions. “S##T!” Lemmy shouts. Larry tries to ask what iggy means. “Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to handle the answer to!” Roy shouts at Larry. “Umm, hi Iggy!” Lemmy shouts from inside. “Dont hi Iggy me! I know you have my vacuum and there better not be any c#m inside!” Iggy says. “Yeah funny story-” Lemmy tries to explain and Iggy immediately comes to conclusions. “You got off with my vacuum last time, didnt you!?” Iggy shouts. “WHAT!? Nooooo, I didn't stick my d##k in it this time or last time. Infact, I just used it to clean my room.” Lemmy says. “Ok, can I have it back?” Iggy asks. “Umm, really?” Lemmy asks. “Yes! I need it to clean glass off the floor, I accidentally knocked a beaker off my table and it shattered everyware.” Iggy explains. “Umm. Do you need it now?” Lemmy asks. “Yes, why? DID YOU GET OFF WITH THE VACUUM!” Iggy shouts. “I SAID NO!” Lemmy shouts back. “THEN SPILL IT! What happened!?” Iggy shouts back. “Ok fine! Here’s what happened!” Lemmy says, opening the door, showing Iggy the Vacuum. “While I was vacuuming, it stopped working.” Lemmy replies showing the vacuum after. It was more than not working. It looked like it was thrown from the second floor. “Lemmy, I just have one simple question.” Iggy says. “Shure.” Lemmy replies. “WHAT THE F##K HAPPENED!?” Iggy shouts. “I just said, it just stopped working!” Lemmy replies. “ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN’T JUST CHUCK IT FROM THE SECOND FLOOR!? IT LOOKS ALL BEATEN UP!” Iggy replies. “No, it was like that when I got it!” Lemmy replies. “REALLY!? I DON'T REMEMBER F##KING MY VACUUM UP IN FRUSTRATION, THAT THING COSTS 500 DOLLARS, AND YOU BROKE IT!” Iggy shouts. “Uh oh.” Lemmy says. “I'M GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!” Iggy shouts ready to screw Lemmy up. However, that was when Roy decided to catch a bullet for Lemmy, knowing how violent Iggy can be. “NO IGGY. YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG!” Roy shouts. “What do you think you're doing Roy!” Lemmy shouts. “Iggy, I broke your vacuum! I got off with it last time, was gonna do it again but accidentally threw it out the window, hope you understand.” Roy lies right on the spot, just to save Lemmy. “Oh, so you got off with my vacuum last time?” Iggy asks. “Gulp yes.” Roy says admitting to something he did when he was 14 and when Lemmy was allegedly 4 years old. “Ahh, so you’ve admitted to being super horny after all these years you pathetic bastard.” Iggy replies. “Yep.” Roy says, sounding guilty. “Roy.” Iggy says quietly. “Yes?” Roy asks. Then Iggy grabs Roy by his arm and throws him over himself. He starts getting physical with Roy. He was beating him up. He was punching his ass. Then neutered him with safety scissors of all objects. He takes Roy’s Wiener with him. Roy was on the ground, writhing in pain, he was not expecting to get full on neutered and snipped. “GOOD LUCK HAVING SEX WITH A VACUUM CLEANER NOW FAT S##T!” Iggy shouts bagging up Roys gentlemen whistle and marbles, Probably to turn to a nice cigar. Lemmy was petrified as Roy’s inhumane neutering, he was quite shaken, feeling Roy’s pain. “Owww.” Roy says. “Roy, you didn’t have to do this!” Lemmy said to him. “I know, but I didn’t want you getting hurt even more than you already are.” Roy replies. “I’m 21 for god sake and took a good bruise from the vacuum. you're still 17 you brave fool, now you're even worse than me!” Lemmy says. “I know, you were just too hurt already, though I never expected a neutering to happen to you.” Roy replies. “How do we explain this to dad?” Lemmy asks. “I’ll just say I didn’t want to be a man anymore, and cut off my beanies and weenie.” Roy says. “Not sure how that will work. Why would you cut off your wiener if you could get it professionally amputated.” Lemmy replies. “I don’t know, I just need an excuse to why I’m smooth in my crotch area, but I think I can take a beating from dad, I’ve caught a full on cannon ball for you.” Roy explains. “I’m an adult, I should take the consequences.” Lemmy replies. “Yes, but you're my friend, now, imma go cope with the fact I’m smooth at the bottom.” Roy says walking out while gripping his lump in pain. Lemmy cries on his bed, seeing his big bro all beaten up with no meat left. “Am I supposed to be here?” Larry asks. “Go away! He just forgot!” Lemmy says.

Later, Lemmy was felling better but not quite. He hopped on a Discord call with Gabo, venting to Gabo about everything that happened. “That sounds very stupid!” Gabo replies to Lemmy explaining the vacuum and how Roy allegedly got off with it. “I know right, you have to be straight up brain dead to get it off with a vacuum.” Lemmy says. “And about that, Roy lied and Iggy handed his ass over to him, and took his penis from him, Probably to smoke it like a cigar.” Lemmy adds. “Gross.” Gabo says. “Yeah, I want to get back at Iggy, but since he’s capable of wiping out Vatican City he may be a difficult target.” Lemmy explains. “We’ll, I’ve got an idea.” Gabo says. “What is it?” Lemmy replies. “You can do a prank on him, make sure you wear gloves so you won’t leave fingerprints.” Gabo says. “That’s right, April Fools is tomorrow, so I can prank him. Yeah! That’s how I’ll get back at him for Roy!” Lemmy says. “Ok, I suggest just light things like-“ Gabo rambles on about light pranks to pull off on Iggy but Lemmy Zones out about what he can do to Iggy for neutering Roy just for (not really) taking his vacuum. He thinks Big ass glue trap with the science s##t in his room. “Lemmy?” Gabo calls out. “Lemmy?” Gabo calls out a bit louder “LEMMY!” Gabo screams out. “Agh!” Lemmy jumps a bit. “Lemmy, did you hear what I said?” Gabo asks. “Umm, shure.” Lemmy replies. “Ok, anyway, I’ve got to get prepared for the meanies who will TP my place tomorrow.” Gabo says. “Alright.” Lemmy replies. “Goodbye.” Lemmy adds. “See you soon.” Gabo replies, ending the call. “Right. Time to plain out the giant glue trap.” Lemmy says grabbing a pencil and paper and sketching something down. Basically, a few things around his room. The carpet in front of his bed should be replaced with a big ass glue trap and replace his soda with something else, he hasn’t thought what to replace it with. Probably the forbidden Hawaiian punch.

Cut to Iggy in his room, Smoking Roys wiener like a cigar being like 50 shades of wrong. Anyway, he is prepping for April Fool’s Day, wanting to make an ass out of someone, he’s thinking about some prank ideas. “Maybe I could do the old Bucket on the door trick to seriously ruin someone’s day, not p###y ass water, just something more devious.” Iggy says writing it down. “Or, how about a fake rat trap that immediately breaks with one use. Useless but should piss him off.” Iggy says and writes down again. “How about laxatives in food for Wendy since she’s the only one without diapers to fill, ho hooo that’s just amazing!” Iggy says one last time jotting that final thing down. “Alright. Time for splurging at the dollar store!” Iggy says out loud.

While Lemmy was around the corner, waiting for Iggy to leave, which happened. He heard the dollar store thing, so he was in the clear for a good while. Lemmy snuck back into Iggy’s room to get the things for the giant glue trap. He looked in the closet for thick adhesive gel. “Ok let’s see, brain cells, mercury, recycled piss, horse dandruff, cocaine, wheat, plutonium, Roy’s nuts.” Lemmy was naming everything as he went until he found the gel glue. “Perfect.” Lemmy says taking some of it. He figured he could replace the soda with tomato juice in a can. He snuck off back to his room. He had the plastic base ready for minutes now, and all he had to do was just apply glue. It was easy enough. He had brought plenty of glue, so no problem there, now the final part of the plain, wait.

Hours later. Iggy was not only back, but also asleep. Everybody was asleep at that point, so it was Lemmy’s time to shine. He sneaks into Iggy's room for the prank. He swaps the rug with the glue trap, and the soda with the tomato juice. He quietly sneaks back with everything and hides it under the floorboards. After all that, he goes over to bed. Expecting Iggy to feel almost as much pain as Roy, just amazing. “WAIT! Did Iggy have cocaine!?” Lemmy asks himself remembering the things he’s seen.

April 1st. Degeneracy.
Iggy wakes up after a nice sleep, Probably being Zooted off koopa meat. He steps off the bed and onto the carpet. Silly him, he didn’t reply. It was a big ass glue trap. He fell over trying to walk. “What the hell!” He shouted to himself. He tries to get back up, though he struggles with that because he’s stuck in the glue of course. After five agonizing minutes of trying, he finally gets out the glue trap. “Who the hell replaced my carpet with a goddamn glue trap!” Iggy shouts. To try and think, he grabs his soda and drinks it. Silly him again, he didn’t realize the red ass label when the soda he usually has is green. “*SPPPPPTTTTT* WHAT IS THAT!?” Iggy asks, looking at the label. “GRRRRRR GOD DAMN APRIL F##KS! I’LL FIND YOU AND BRUTALLY PRANK YOU!!!” Iggy shouts again. Lemmy was having all of that recorded with a crappy little go pro he hid in Iggy’s room. Iggy then kicks his bedroom door open and walks downstairs. “WHEN I FIND YOU, I’LL RIP YOUR DICK OFF OR STRAIGHT UP DISMEMBER YOU!!!” Iggy shouts. Lemmy gets out of his room to get the go pro. “Oh man, I can't wait to see this play out.” Lemmy says quietly going back to his room with it.” Lemmy says. He looks at the video of Iggy getting pranked. Lemmy laughs to himself. “He he, that's for ripping Roy’s genitals off.” Lemmy says. “I should show this to him.” Lemmy adds, compressing the video to fit on his play yan micro. He then walks out with it, little did he know, Iggy was watching him in his room. “Oh so that s##t for brains decided to get back at me for taking Roy’s manhood away, if that's how it will be, so be it, i'll find a way to get back at him.” Iggy says quietly. He then notices Lemmy turning around and makes a mad dash away from Roy’s room.

Iggy back in his room, decided to think of what to do to prank Lemmy for torturing him in the morning. “If that little shit wants to prank me like that, I should go even harder.” Iggy says. He decided to go on a skype call with a weirdo friend of his. “Hey Jackoff, can you give me an idea?” Iggy asks. “First ists just Jacko and Second off, with what?” Jacko asks. “You see Jacko, today is April first and Lemmy has gone off strong by replacing my carpet with a big ass glue trap and my soda with tomato juice! How do i get back at him!?” Iggy asks. “Whoa easy there, no need to lash out for tomato juice.” Jacko says. “DID YOU LISTEN TO ME!? HE ALSO REPLACED MY RUG WITH A FUCKING BIG ASS GLUE TRAP!?” Iggy shouts Back at him. “Right. Do you have anything written down?” Jacko asks. “Sort of, I just have Bucket trap, Use of fake rat trap and laxatives, just for Wendy.” Iggy replies. “Cool i guess.” Jacko replies. “If i had to choose, id say the bucket first. But instead of p###y ass water, try something devious, like Liquid Nitrogen.” Jack suggests. “HA HA HA HA HA! Stupid me didn’t think about liquid nitrogen to ruin somebody’s day!” Iggy shouts. “Thanks for the idea, now to execute it.” Iggy says, closing his laptop. He gets the bucket and his Liquid Nitrogen. Ready to ruin Lemmy’s day.

While Iggy figures out the Place Lemmy usually walks to, to set up the liquid nitrogen bucket, Lemmy is Roys room, showing him the tape of Iggy getting pranked. Both boys are laughing their asses off, having a good time. “HA HA HA HA! That’s what you deserve Iggy, that's what you get for taking my Manhood away from me!” Roy says out loud. “I know right!?” Lemmy replies. Both keep laughing. You know, I kind of wish I could get in on the fun, but since I'm still in major pain, I’m not gonna participate for my own sanity.” Roy replies. “That must suck for you. “Lemmy says. “Agreed, must suck for me. It definitely sucks for me, now I can't have kids.” Roy replies. “Unfortunately really.” Lemmy replies. “Anyway, I hope Iggy didn’t notice you’ve pranked him, he might rip you to peace’s.” Roy replies. “Relax, as long as Iggy doesn't see this footage, I should be safe.
Lemmy replies.

There was Iggy at the playroom Lemmy set up for himself and others. When Lemmy just wanted to feel 8 years old again. When he walks through that door, he could get frozen with the liquid nitrogen and Iggy could just shatter him with a bit of force, taking him down easily. To which Iggy says. “You’ll never prank me again, when you're dead. Ha Ha Ha!” Iggy hears walking towards the room, he hides. “Ohhhh here’s my opportunity.” Iggy says quietly. Then the door opens. The bucket of liquid nitrogen falls on Lemmy, it was Iggy’s time for brutality. “Gotcha Bitch!!” Iggy says, jumping out at Lemmy. But his boy was too big for himself. He took a Quick Look for a bit, he took off the bucket. Blue hair. Dark Blue Hair. It was Ludwig. “Iggy, was that really necessary.” Ludwig says shiver cold in the liquid nitrogen. “Ohhh s##t.” Iggy says to himself. “Do you think before you do?” Ludwig asks. “Errrrrrr.” Iggy says “DO YOU WANT TO F##KING DIE!!!” Ludwig shouts back at Iggy. “F##k.” Iggy says and runs past him. “I can’t believe you’d try to kill somebody with Liquid Nitrogen, It's like -300 degrees Fahrenheit!” Ludwig shouts to Iggy. “If he wants a brutal prank war, so be it, I'll prank him back HARD!” Ludwig says.

Back in Iggy's room, he needs to come up with a different plan to prank Lemmy. They had a brainstorm session to think about what they could do next. Not before Iggy opened the call back up and Jacko asked. “Did it work?” “No, it didn’t.” Iggy says. “Damn it, did it get somebody?” Jacko asks. “It got Ludwig, now it's a three man battle. Me and Ludwig are trying to prank, While Lemmy is our target, but Ludwig may alert him of my pranking.” Iggy says. “Did you try it in a room where he goes constantly?” Jacko asks. “Yes, It was his playroom, but instead of that s##t for brains, it was the Smart ass Ludwig.” Iggy replies. Damn, well we have to think of another plain. If Ludwig reminds Lemmy that your pranking, he’ll check every door that is opened up a crack, so it’ll be invective. Got any idea?” Jacko explains. “Let me Think.” Iggy replies. Both have a brainstorm session to prank Lemmy. Then Jacko got an idea. “What if you have Lemmy Trip into a pool of slime.” Jacko says. “That’s too light.” Iggy replies. “With spices and broken glass.” Jacko adds. “Now your talking.now I just need help making this slime.” Iggy says. “No silly, I’m way the hell in Singapore I can’t get to you in a few hours, that’s impossible.” Jacko replies. “Oh right, and I have a big barrel of slime.” Iggy replies. “How about spices and broken glass?” Jacko asks. “I could Probably swipe some of the spices from the kitchen and take glass bottles from the recycling.” Iggy says. “Be quick, you're burning daylight.” Jacko replies. Then Iggy promptly closed the laptop.

While in the hallway, Lemmy passed by Ludwig, he was light blue and freezing. “What happened to you?” Lemmy asks. “What does it look like?” Ludwig asks. “Frozen in the bathtub?” Lemmy guesses. “No, though it may not be too obvious.” Ludwig replies. “Hm?” Lemmy replies. “I was frozen in Liquid Nitrogen.” Ludwig replies. “Oh my!” Lemmy replies. “Yep, may want to check every door, though since he thought I may tell you about it, it’s likely he’ll try something else.” Ludwig replies. “Ok, I'm gonna make sure to watch my step.” Lemmy replies.

Back to Iggy, he had already snagged Glass bottles and Spices. He was finished inflating the baby pool, now all he had to do was fill it, to which he said. “Harsher than cheese, what an ass of me.” He dumps the slime into the pool, then he breaks the glass bottles in the gallon drum and dumps it all in. He mixes it in, putting in the Caroline reaper spices as he stirs. After a good few minutes of that and setting up a tripwire, he decided to hide out and think. “So I could Probably chase Lemmy around and have him-“ he gets interrupted by a scream. He looks over to the baby pool. Black skin, it was Morton, he got the cheese pool trap again, but 10 times worse than just cheese. He screams and cries in pain from cuts and burning from the pepper spices. Iggy just walks away. Walks back to his room. Lemmy walks to the source of the sound and sees Morton. “Oh my god! Morton, are you ok!?” Lemmy yells out. “I in so much pain!!!” Morton screams and crying.

Back in Iggy's room, he got back on the call with Jacko. “Let me guess, it failed?” He asks. “Yep.” Iggy replies. “Honestly, I’m not surprised.” Jacko replies. “I was gonna chase Lemmy into it, but I guess that ain’t gonna work.” Iggy replies. “No s##t Sherlock, it’s not like he wouldn’t see a big baby pool of slime, especially with glass in it. I simply wasn’t thinking straight at that point.” Jacko replies. “What can we do now?” Iggy replies. “Do you remember the rat trap?” Jacko replies. “Yea why?” Iggy replies. “Do you have vanishing cream?” Jacko asks. “Why yes.” Iggy replies. “Perfect, just cover a rat trap with vanishing cream and set it up in a chair, it should snap onto Lemmy’s tail, even better, he won’t see it. It’s perfect.” Jacko says. “Good idea, let’s try that and see where that gets us.” Iggy replies, grabbing a rat trap and his vanishing cream.

In the Bathroom, Lemmy was painstakingly plucking the glass shards out of Morton as he writhed in pain. “Hold still Morton, I’m still extracting the glass.” Lemmy says focusing on some smaller shards. “*OW* but Lemmy, it’s painful!” Morton replies crying in pain. “Just sit still, so I can pluck out the glass from your body.” Lemmy says still plucking the glass out. “Are you gonna patch me up?” Morton asks. “Of course, we may have to wash you off a bit and patch you up, you’ll be better in a good little while.” Lemmy replies and Morton groans in annoyance.

Back to Iggy, trying to find a spot where Lemmy would sit down to set the rat trap. He knew Lemmy’s preferred spot to sit, so it was just a simple matter of finding which chair he would sit in. He decides the couch, there was a place Lemmy sat in specifically, the sign being the butt print from 100 days of sitting in that chair for 5 hours in a row. He decided to place the rat trap there, saying to himself “the 101st day will be painful.” He places it and runs away. “Oh man, can’t wait for Lemmy to lose his tail for pranking me.” Iggy says hiding out in a plant pot, he just bloody blends in since he has foliage for hair. He then hears somebody walking down to the chair, definitely not Lemmy. “Hey, that’s Lemmy’s favorite chair.” Says the person who seems to be Larry. “Uh oh.” Iggy says. “You know, maybe I should just sit in it for a bit, I don’t think he’ll mind.” Larry says. “S##t, not again.” Iggy says to himself. Then Larry sits down, causing a loud ass snap to commence. It was the rat trap snapping on Larry’s tail. He screamed in pain. “F##king hell, when’s the midget gonna get pranked.” Iggy says to himself. Kind of furious, Larry went up to Lemmy’s room to confront him about his spot. “What’s wrong?” Lemmy asks. “Why did you put a trap in your spot!?” Larry asks. “What?” Lemmy replies. “You know! Something grabbed my tail and now it hurts!” Larry replies. “Let me see it.” Lemmy says. He examines Larry’s tail and sees it squished up against something invisible. “What the hell?” Lemmy says seeing the tail pressed up against nothing. “What is it!?” Larry asks still in pain. “Something seems to be there.” Lemmy says trying to grab it. He feels around it a bit and feels a little board that isn’t visible. “You Prabably sat on a rat trap. You just don’t know cause it’s invisible.” Lemmy says removing the invisible rat trap. “Hu?” Larry asks. “We’ll take a look at it in the bathroom.” Lemmy says. “Alright.” Larry says following Lemmy.

While Lemmy and Larry go to the bathroom, Iggy snuck back to his room for more ideas. He gets back to Jacko on the computer. “Did it work?” Jacko asks. “It would have if Larry didn’t think to sit in Lemmy’s spot, he went to Lemmy’s room to confront him about the rat trap on his chair, so the rat trap is out of the question.” Iggy asks. “Damn it, that would have worked out well, still may work a second time, we just have to try it in a different spot.” Jacko says. “Prabably, but that still may not work. We need a fresh new idea Jacko, not rehashing the same idea over and over again, I need fresh concepts.” Iggy replies. They think a bit and Jacko gets an idea. “Just butter a floor.” Jacko says jokingly. “F##king genius. I’m gonna butter up one of the floors so he can slip.” Iggy says leaving his room. “Are we going for chipotle this time?” Jacko asks, but the door shuts. “You forgot meee.” Jacko adds.

Iggy looks around for some butter to butter something up. Preferably canned butter. He is in the kitchen looking for any kind of butter, or any type of lubricant for the floor. After a good while of searching Iggy finds some canned butter, though there isn’t a lot, it should be good enough for a floor in one room. “Now, where is Lemmy most likely to go?” Iggy asks himself. He finds a room Lemmy’s most likely to go to. The small area with the tv. Iggy waits for Lemmy to Walk through. Guess what. Does Not happen. “Kamek were out of whitening toothpaste.” Bowser says. Then he slips on the floor. He slowly slides around the room, bumping the walls like the DVD logo. Iggy watches on in dismay. “God Damn it, I was expecting him to bounce around like a ping pong ball, if only Lemmy went in there.” Iggy says. He just walks back to his room. While that was happening, Lemmy walked by seeing Bowser slide around like the DVD logo, Bowser perfectly hitting the corner of the room. Lemmy was able to retrieve Bowser with a rope. “What happened?” Lemmy asks. “The floor is slippery.” Bowser replies. “Which what?” Lemmy asks. “I'm not sure.” Bowser replies. Then Lemmy takes a good look at Bowser's feet. He sees their shiny and kind of greasy. He figures its butter. “Somebody buttered the floor.” Lemmy says. “What!?” Bowser says. “They’ve buttered up the floor didn’t they?” Lemmy replies. “Probably, who did it?” Bowser asks. “I'm not sure.” Lemmy replies. “There definitely has to be a prankster going around!” Bowser says. “I think one of the targets is me!” Lemmy replies. “Ok, thanks for saving me and watching your back.” Bowser replies. “Alright.” Lemmy replies. He goes back to his room.

Back with Iggy, he isn’t having it. “Your butter plain didn’t work didn’t it?” Jacko asks. “Absolutely f##king not.” Iggy replies. “Got any other ideas?” Jacko asks. “No, i wish i could just easily punt that little s##t into the wall.” Iggy says, which got Jacko thinking. After a bit, he gets an idea. “If you want to punt the little s##t into the wall, you have to make him drink The Forbidden Hawaiian Punch.” Jacko says. “Sounds delicious, let's make some.” Iggy says getting the lab ready. Time for The Forbidden Hawaiian Punch. “First you're going to need aloooot of cocaine!” Jacko says. “Cocaine! I knew that, then what?” Iggy asks. “Starts with a V.” Jacko says. “Viagra, that's it, let me get some.” Iggy says going to the bathroom to take some of Bowsers Viagra. He gets back with some of the viagra and crushes it up. “Now lets see here, Recycled Urine, ham in a bottle, some juicy brain cells. Splendid!” Iggy replies. “Now stir it all up, easy on the split.” Jacko says before ending his call. “Doesn't matter, I could make him diabetic if I want.” Iggy says mixing it all up.

He goes down to the kitchen where Lemmy is pouring some Hawaiian Punch. Lemmy always takes the tall glass, so it was perfect. Lemmy fills his glass, then Iggy grabs another tall glass and fills it with The Forbidden Hawaiian Punch, diluting it with regular Hawaiian Punch since the short glass would be enough. “This is gonna be cool.” Iggy says to himself quietly. However, Lemmy takes a second glass of Hawaiian Punch. “Ok, maybe he'll take the tall glass?” Iggy adds. Then Lemmy goes up to wendy. They were conversing about today. “Ok, maybe Lemmy is still gonna drink The Forbidden Hawaiian Punch.” Iggy says. “Why do you always take the tall glass?” Wendy asks. “Why do you want the tall glass?” Lemmy asks. “I mean you don't have too but I am a bit thirsty.” Wendy replies. “Ok, you can take the tall glass, I'm not even that thirsty.” Lemmy says giving Wendy the tall glass. “Why thanks.” Wendy says. “Maybe he'll change his mind?” Iggy says. “S##t, Wendy’s drinking it.” Iggy says seeing Wendy drinking the tall glass. “Hey this tastes funny.” Wendy says. “Yea i was gonna make a joke where i put ice in it, but i only put one ice cube in it. Guess that won't work.” Lemmy says. “No it tasted like piss, and Brain Cells?” Wendy says confused. “That's weird, I don't remember spiking my own drink? Mine tastes just fine.” Lemmy says, then Wendy turns into a baby on the spot. “What just happened?” Lemmy asks himself as Wendy tries crawling away. “Oh no ma’am, we're not getting away that easy.” Lemmy says grabbing Wendy. “Now then young lady, I'm gonna get you a caregiver until we can find out what happened to you.” Lemmy replies, going to Bowser with baby Wendy. “S##t! I can't believe she caught a bullet for him! It's like Lemmy is wearing Plot Armor! That's just f##king stupid! If i can't get thats little s##t brain slightly scrambled for pranking me, I’m just gonna grab him by his rainbow hair and hurl him 700 kilometers!” Iggy shouts. He gets back to his room for something. Lemmy goes on over to Bowser to explain the whole situation. “Hey bowser, I think somebody spiked my drink with something. I gave Wendy my drink after a bit of talking, then after a little bit, she turned into a literal baby, so something has to be up.” Lemmy replies. “What!?” Bowser replies.”Yep, she's now a baby, so I guess we have to take care of her until we find out why this happened.” Lemmy says again. “Come on, I can't take care of a proper baby, that's too much work.” Bowser says. “You know your children were once proper babies and you took care of them, Bowser.” Kamek says. “Were you involved in caregiving?” Bowser asks Kamek. “Yes, I'll take care of Wendy until we can figure out what happened to her.” Kamek says. “Cool, careful with her.” Bowser tells Kamek. “I know, it's not like i'll kidnap again.” Kamek replies. “I'm honestly not sure if I'm safe here.” Lemmy says. “You don't say?” Ludwig says. “If i'm gonna be a target, i'm gonna have to leave the castle and go to some other place, i might even sleep on the side of the road until the second or third if necessary.” Lemmy says. “Suit yourself.” Ludwig says. While that was happening, Iggy was listening to the conversation, hearing that Lemmy was gonna get out of the castle and stay out on the streets. Iggy was livid.

Back in his room, Iggy was still furious. “GOD DAMN IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE”S NOW STAYING ON THE STREETS! I WAS GONNA TAKE HIM ON WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT! BUT NOW HE'S ON THE STREETS! PRANKING HIM IS MUCH HARDER SINCE IT'S ALL PUBLIC AND I MAY GET ARRESTED!!!” Iggy shouts. “You might want to calm down you crazy s##t, just admit it, you've missed your shot and now on the streets. There's always next year, just accept it.” Jacko explains in a somewhat mature way. “F##K YOU! I’M NOT LETTING YOU LECTURE ME! I’M USING YOU FOR PLAINS!” Iggy shouts. “Calm down Iggy! You're overreacting!” Jacko says being the mature one. Iggy snaps. “Overreacting? OverReacting!? OVERREACTING!!!” Iggy shouts. “Uh oh.” Jacko says. “LOOK! I DONT GIVE A RAT’S ASS ABOUT MY EMOTIONS! I CAN BE AN EMO LITTLE BITCH AND STILL WANT TO KILL LEMMY!!!” Iggy says. “Look Iggy! I don't think killing Lemmy is a good idea! I've been thinking for a bit and these pranks seem quite dangerous, Some are just straight up Death Traps!” Jacko says. “DON’T TALK BACK TO ME YOU LITTLE C##T!” Iggy says straight up. “WHAT!?” Jacko says understandably. “NOW LISTEN HERE! NOW THAT YOUR ME, YOUR GONNA HAVE TO GIVE ME ONE FINAL IDEA! UNDERSTOOD!!!” Iggy shouts completely mindlessly. “Oh s##t! I Don't want to be a friend anymore!” Jacko says. “Good! IF YOU WERE HERE I'D DISMEMBER YOU LOUSY P###K!!!” Iggy keeps on shouting. “Oh crap, my mother is calling!” Jacko says. “SHUT UP LITTLE S##T! Iggy shouts just as Jacko ends the call. “You know what? FINE! I DON'T NEED YOU! I JUST NEED MYSELF! NOW IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE!” Iggy says. He remembers he made a polyjuice potion from Harry Potter, and took one of Lemmy's hairs. His plain is to commit a crime as Lemmy to get him arrested or do something to an inane man so Lemmy would get beaten up. It's perfect. “IT’S TIME TO FINALLY PRANk LEMMY! HAHAHA HAHAHA HAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!” Iggy shouts out. After a little bit, the crack head barges out the castle to execute his plan. Little did he know, Everybody is aware of his plains, and now with the knowledge of pain, they just had to set up something like a Routh Goldberg contraption to torture Iggy just like everyone else.

In the city, Iggy is looking for Lemmy in the city, even if he's not there, he'd still hurt some people as Lemmy to get him arrested for Terrorisim. “This may be cool.” Iggy says. After a little bit of walking. He notices Lemmy going to Dairy Queen. With that, he now thinks of how to get back at Lemmy. Then he notices Star Fox and gets an idea. He notices Fox with some Dairy Queen buy one get one for 99 cents coupons. “Hell yeah, hey love Dairy queen, so they must punch somebody for a DQ Buy one get one for 99 cents coupons.” Iggy says putting the hair in the potion and drinking the potion. After a little bit, Iggy turns into Lemmy, now his plain is ready.

Star Fox was just walking to Dairy Queen with the coupons Craving a frozen yogurt today init lads? “Man, it's a perfect day to get a DQ Lemonade chiller.” Falco says. “I haven't had Dairy Queen in a full year.” Peppy says. “We were too busy trying to find a successful job to go to DQ.” Slippy says. “I hear ya Slippy.” Falco replies. “Everybody report!” Fox says. “Check your coupons.” Fox adds. “Falco here. Still on date.” Falco says. “This is peppy. Still in possession of mine.” Peppy says. “Slippy here. Brought mine.” Slippy says. “We're almost at the dairy queen, we're just fine.” Fox spoke too soon. Iggy then runs past them and takes Foxes buy one get one for 99 cents coupon. “Hey! Get back here!” Fox shouts at Iggy, then fox chases him. “Fox! Take it easy!” Peppy yells at Fox. Then Iggy cuts a corner and steals Slippys coupon. “Hey! That's mine!” Slippy says chasing Iggy. “Slippy get back here!” Peppy says. Then Peppy and Falco chasing Fox and Slippy. Iggy was able to outrun Star Fox. After a lap Iggy decided to dip into Dairy Queen and slap the coupons on Lemmy's table. “What the heck?” Lemmy says seeing the cupons and a clone. Then Fox and Slippy barge in seeing Lemmy with the cupons. “Hey!” Fox shouts out. Peppy and Falco follow behind. “Fox, Take it easy!” Peppy says. “Look, we're just gonna ask you to give us back the coupons and we'll be on our-” Falco tries to explain, though Slippy wasn't having it. “You want a piece of me?!” Slippy says punching Lemmy. “Oh you want to attack?” Lemmy asks. “No we want to-” Peppy gets cut off again, by Fox. “Hoiyaaa!” Then Fox starts attacking Lemmy. He takes every page out of Melee and starts using his laser gun to shoot Lemmy. The Fox somehow gets a smash ball and breaks it, commencing a final smash. Fox and Slippy in the Arwings, somehow smashing Lemmy up into the stratosphere, the both shoot the hell out of Lemmy, Just For DQ buy one get one for 99 cents coupons. Lemmy was literally thrown in a dumpster, while iggy watched on in awe. Iggy had finally gotten Lemmy pranked, more like beaten the hell out of. “Finally!” Iggy shouts. “That's what you get for stealing my soda and replacing my carpet with a big ass glue trap!” Iggy adds. He releases the potion is still in effect, so he could cause something else. He decided to head to the great fox to pull off one last prank.

He gets to the great fox and easily gets in. He tried to prank someone on the ship, Rob 64 was a good target since he barely left the great fox. He snuck on and planned to replace the language of Rob 64 to be an ass hole. “Intruder! What are you doing!?” Rob asks. “Can opener! What are you saying?” Iggy says getting into the system to replace Rob's Language. “What do you think you're doing?” Rob asks. “How about you quit yapping in english and make the team learn chinese!” Iggy says. He manages to delete the English alphabet from the thing and changes the main language to Chinese, removing every other language in the process. “What are you doing!” he says in Chinese. (Not gonna bother using butchered chinese text for this one.) “There you go! Now they just have to learn chinese! HA HA HA!” Iggy says. While laughing, the potion wore off. He didn't realize when Rob spoke up. Iggy then saw his reflection. “Impostor!” Rob was saying in chinese. “S##t!” Iggy says fleeing from the great fox.

Back at Dairy Queen Star Fox were enjoying their Frozen yogurts that they got for cheap. “Perfect day for Dairy Queen init?” Slippy asks. Fox then gets a call. “Star Fox, a Plaint headed turtle changed my language!” Rob said in Chinese that I'm not gonna try to copy paste from google translate to not offend people. “Who's that?” Falco asks. “Looks like Rob. but he's speaking Chinese I think.” Fox says. “Damn it! I knew I should have checked the variability of the language database!” Slippy says. “Damn it slippy, now he's speaking a totally different language!” Peppy says. “Oh come on, it took long enough to learn Japanese and English from natively speaking Lylat.” Falco says. “Don't worry, I think we have a backup of the language database.” Peppy replies. “We may have to get back to cornaria to get the backup language database.” Slippy says. “So we have to learn what Rob is saying until we get another English patch?” Fox asks. “Pretty much so.” Peppy says. “Oh my god.” Fox says quietly. Iggy is outside, laughing his ass off walking back to the castle.

When he gets back, he thinks he's in the clear. “Finally, I can go to sleep in peace.“ Iggy says to himself. “However he sees Roy in front of him. “Hey Roy, Recover from getting your gentlemens whistle ripped off?” Iggy asked. “I told dad about your behavior.” Roy says. “Oh really? What did he say?” Iggy replies. “WHY DID I ADOPT YOU! That's what he said.” Roy says pressing a button. It launches iggy to the side. He chutes through a pipe through a fountain of liquid nitrogen. It froze iggy. He then rockets down the hallway slathered with motor oil. He goes up a ramp and crashes into the ceiling. He then falls down another chute. He then goes onto a machine. It crushes him as he passes through it. Goes down another pipe and goes through some fire. “Make it stop!” Iggy shouts. “No!” Roy replies. Then Iggy gets on a big rolling ball, crushing him every 1 roll it does. And after straight up torture he falls in that baby pool of spicey slime and broken glass and a rat trap just to be safe. Iggy had enough. Everyone laughed at him. “THAT S##T ISNT FUNNY!” Iggy shouts. “You also weren’t funny pranking us!” Morton says. “And that was probably about as painful as you beating me up and ripping my gentlemen's whistle off!” Roy shouted. “It was Probably more painful than that!” Bowser says. “It was.” Iggy says. “Even worse. We recorded it all.” Roy says. “F##k.” Iggy swears. “Now, where’s Lemmy?” Bowser asks. “The dumpster behind Dairy Queen.” Iggy says. “WHO DID THAT TO HIM!?” Roy shouts. “It’s a long story.” Iggy says. Then Lemmy comes walking in, all covered in garbage and wearing a sling. “Yea Iggy! Explain it!” Lemmy says.


Then the shame and embarrassment comes in with Iggy explaining the whole thing that happened. Everyone got mad and handed 10 punches to Iggy. Roy felt 30 punches. 10 punches for Larry and 10 punches for Wendy. After the light beating, Iggy was forced to apologize to everyone he’s pranked. Sorry to Ludwig for dousing him in Liquid Nitrogen, Sorry to Morton for the spicy glass slime if the cheese pool wasn’t enough, sorry to Larry for the Rat Trap, Sorry to Bowser for the butter on the floor. Sorry to Wendy for The Forbidden Hawaiian Punch, Sorry to Roy making him unable to reproduce and Sorry to Lemmy, for trying to prank him and Getting Star Fox perform his final smash on him. Then Iggy got a sorry from everyone for the torture machine, Lemmy for pranking him and a Sorry from Bowser to have to spend a week down in the dungeon. Everyone hopes he learns his lesson. They all clean up the entire contraption with iggy having to help. Then, his time in the dungeon.

Shame on you Iggy

If there has to be a moral. Don't prank your friend. It's a dick move.

The end