"Lo, this verdant field where we, fair maidens, repose in gentle delight, is graced with creatures of tender charm. Behold, the noble hare that bounds with grace, the sprightly chipmunk, merry in his mischief, and the scurrilous squirrel, bold in his nutty pursuits. Each one a joy to cradle, to cherish, and to adore."

"Thy words ring true as yon lark’s merry song. For what joy blooms more radiant than this? The golden sun spills its warmth upon the emerald fields, and the breeze whispers secrets through swaying boughs. Here, laughter of brook and hum of bee are the discourse of quiet peace, whilst gently the flow'ring blooms perfume the air. And oh, how the creatures of field and glade delight us so — soft-furred and bright-eyed, knowing naught but innocent mirth. Truly, no fairer haven could cradle our idle dreaming as we wile away the time."

Never mind the fish stink, just think of what all that sea water would do to their lustrous hair...

and the seaweed in their hair.. sand in the fur.. possible monstrous sea creatures

Zelda has become the sass queen of Hyrule.