Telara and Vell, the holy defenders of justice decend apon the dark forces of ebil and do smite them, and deliver the innocent from wickedness. With their weapons of ultimate power they wreak destruction and devestation on all those who apose their righteous cause. Telara the hawt, with her holy staff of spleen combined with the power of knowledge of cheese, doth cleanse the world of ebil and thus she became known as a much badass bitch. Her companion Vell the beserker, weilds the mighty sword of pancreas wrought with the strength and detirmination of fresh pork. Ebil everywhere began to cry out whenever she was close "Flee! for the kickass one draws near!". Telara the hawt and Vell the besker, noble and true, did smite the ebil though they fled for the fortune of spleen and pancreas were with them.
Both weapons had been forged by the terrible Scarlet Beaver of Doom and thus were undefeatable.

and thats all for now! Stay tuned for the next installment of The Righteous Defenders!! *triumphant and rousing music*
(Please Note, Vell and Telara's interpretation of ebil and noblility may be bias. So if you're a teacher, Best not to call on their services...they may just smite you)

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Vell © mee