"I wish I could sing like Harry Nilsson"

Chad’s life is hectic
now he’s apoplectic
tick-tock tick-tock
spins the clock
as a rock he throws
sails into my nose

Thrashing and flailing at the night
park your car where ever you like

Chad is here to dance
of course it’s for romance
ticking off a cop
it’s never his fault
as the saying goes
whip my face with a hose

Thrashing and failing until light
ditch your car and take a hike