Coming To A Theater Near You

 tvsphi had an idea for a collab, but I didn't have a character for it. So, what did I do? I made a character. You'll find out more about him later, but here's what I can say for now: His name is Henry Richards, a successful B-List actor that keeps getting typecast. He may complain about it, but he usually holds his words once he sees the number on the check they offer him.

In the writer's office, the team probably thought that this magnum opus of theirs would print money. Most of the cast didn't have a problem with it, seeing it as a fun tale that's campy, serious, and enjoyable overall. The leads, Henry and Raiden, however, didn't seem to take it that way. Through some kind of industrial espionage, thievery, or straight-up complacency, a copy of the script made its rounds on the internet before the movie was even done. Why not read the first few pages (in the PDF above!) and see what the leads had to say? Henry (my horse) wrote his notes in blue text, and Raiden (tvsphi's horse) wrote his in red.

See the full size poster here!

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This was honestly way more fun to write than I thought it would be. Who knew that thinking of such garbage dialogue would actually be hard? Huge thanks to  Lykostherium for illustrating our idea!