Radio Announcer (in a gritty 1950s newsman voice):
"Good evening, loyal citizens! You're tuned into the one and only state-approved broadcast, the Zazav Voice, where truth is served hot and clear—just like your daily ration of nutrients! Now, remember, folks, as the Great Zazav reminds us every day, ‘Listen. Obey. Serve.’ It’s so simple, even your grandmother could get it—if she’s still alive, that is!"
"And now, let’s take a moment to appreciate our fine work crew, the hardworking scientists and engineers—like the one you’re seeing right now! Yes, folks, we trust the hands that build our future... and by 'build', we mean build weapons, because what else could possibly be more important than the safety of the state? After all, peace is only a click away… a click of the button, that is. Don’t worry, if you’re not feeling peaceful, the state’s perfectly calibrated monitoring systems will help you adjust those feelings—preferably with a tranquilizer!"
"Now, a reminder: Any signs of 'unusual thinking' or 'creative deviation' should be reported immediately to your local Thought Correction Department. Remember, it's not snitching when it’s for the good of the state. It’s... uh... community service. You’re just being a good neighbor! After all, who wouldn’t want their neighborhood to be free from the threat of independent thought?"
(mood shifts slightly darker)
"And if you're worried about Zazav not hearing you... don’t be! Zazav is always watching, always listening, always making sure you're… where you belong. And if you're not sure where that is, don’t worry—we'll send you a map. A state-approved map, of course!"
(faint chuckle again)
"Now, let’s check in with the Department of Smiles, who remind you that a frown is nothing but a minor security concern. Remember—tune your mind, or we’ll tune it for you! Thank you for your unwavering compliance, and don’t forget: today’s mandatory self-reporting deadline is now, so get to it, citizens!"
"Good evening, loyal citizens! You're tuned into the one and only state-approved broadcast, the Zazav Voice, where truth is served hot and clear—just like your daily ration of nutrients! Now, remember, folks, as the Great Zazav reminds us every day, ‘Listen. Obey. Serve.’ It’s so simple, even your grandmother could get it—if she’s still alive, that is!"
"And now, let’s take a moment to appreciate our fine work crew, the hardworking scientists and engineers—like the one you’re seeing right now! Yes, folks, we trust the hands that build our future... and by 'build', we mean build weapons, because what else could possibly be more important than the safety of the state? After all, peace is only a click away… a click of the button, that is. Don’t worry, if you’re not feeling peaceful, the state’s perfectly calibrated monitoring systems will help you adjust those feelings—preferably with a tranquilizer!"
"Now, a reminder: Any signs of 'unusual thinking' or 'creative deviation' should be reported immediately to your local Thought Correction Department. Remember, it's not snitching when it’s for the good of the state. It’s... uh... community service. You’re just being a good neighbor! After all, who wouldn’t want their neighborhood to be free from the threat of independent thought?"
(mood shifts slightly darker)
"And if you're worried about Zazav not hearing you... don’t be! Zazav is always watching, always listening, always making sure you're… where you belong. And if you're not sure where that is, don’t worry—we'll send you a map. A state-approved map, of course!"
(faint chuckle again)
"Now, let’s check in with the Department of Smiles, who remind you that a frown is nothing but a minor security concern. Remember—tune your mind, or we’ll tune it for you! Thank you for your unwavering compliance, and don’t forget: today’s mandatory self-reporting deadline is now, so get to it, citizens!"
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