When the nickname of a Company literately tells it's Employee's their chances of survival on the job, one can easily imagine that their Turnover rate can certainly prove to be rather... Drastic to say the least. Why anyone would sign up to a job to scour Lunar Deathtraps for seemingly the most random of doodads can be baffling enough, let alone when such tasks pit these mostly defenseless workers up against anomalous horrors beyond comprehension. All to meet a quota in a matter of days that only demands more and more of it's workforce on each scrap sortie, lest they suffer consequences no Employee has ever had the chance to warn their replacements of...

Seeing these rather high rates of attrition, the Management has recently allocated each crew the opportunity to hire an additional Asset to their roster free of charge.

Their prowess in combat, carrying capacity or even origin may be the subject of many questions, this is normal however Management has no obligation to answer such questioning. What is certain however is the Company can conclude that average crew morale has shown to rise with their presence by at least 39%.

In light of these trial runs "Adorable Assets" will now be available to purchase from the Shipboard shop for a small fee.

DISCLAIMER: Management does not take any responsibility for any loss of Life, Limb and/or Equipment that may result from Excessive Petting, Bapping, Booping or any other form of overstimulation. Assets not recovered from incidents will be reimbursed from of Credits of the Crew Responsible for the Afflicting Negligence.

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An absolutely adorable YCH made by itssugarmorning on Twitter who can be found here https://x.com/itssugarmorning

Bought as a gift for  Con Badger

Con Badger Owned by  Con Badger