The four-armed wolf grimaced as he lifted up his rounded belly. His figure had rounded out quite drastically last week. He'd taken a quick trip to the hot-topic bakery called "Fluffmaster's Bakery". He got a few of their tarts and was given a 6-pack of "Body-shape sodas" as a freebie for being the 1000th customer of the week. The stuff tasted so good that the wolf had chugged them down. He now realized that was a mistake. He tried to call the bakery to demand a refund, but they reminded him of the paper they gave.

"You were strongly advised to read the paper before drinking the Peary Round soda. Did you read it?"

And now, the wolf was having to put on his new, fitted suit, since the old one had bursted while he drank the sodas.

"Peary Round soda is an experimental beverage in Fluffmaster's line of body-shape-changing sodas," the wolf read while holding the paper up with his two right hands. "Though customers' bodies will react differently with sodas, the two effects that will always be present are fifty pounds of fat accumulating over the span of a few hours, and the bodyshape morphing over the span of two minutes. Drinking more than one soda will double the amount of time the soda lasts. One drink is one week, two drinks is two weeks, three drinks is four, et cetera."

"Coulda told me that upfront," the wolf snarled. He adjusted his suit with his two left hands and continued to read. When he was finished, he took a deep breath. "This is the most expensive, custom suit I've ever purchased... all because of that darned 'Bodyshape Soda' I bought."

The wolf sighed and dropped the paper to his side and rolled his eyes. "But dang, if that guy didn't get his bases covered. 'Clothing not fitting after imbibing the soda is not a fault of fluffmaster's bakery.'"

The wolf sat himself down and read the paper over again. "I wonder if he's got a product tester role I could fill."

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