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Here we are, the final character for Funky February before the big finale, and by far the strangest yet, even so, I hope you enjoy our last show before the funkiest encore you'll ever see~

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All of the mind-blasting beats pulsing through the Multiverse at this point were getting awfully loud, so loud in fact that they were beginning to stir up someone at the very center of all this! At the very core of the multiverse, in a blank black void, laid a rather excitable wireframe rabbit, one who was more than used to music...though certainly not this much at once!

Whilst at first Vibri wanted to just figure out why the music was playing, she soon stumbled upon something that changed her mind...~
...It was a colossal being, pure white from top to bottom. Standing at it's base, it covered her entire point of view, just standing anywhere near it gave off an immense heat, yet it was comfortable to the touch, and what a touch it WAS~ It was so unbelievably, heart-stoppingly soft that it made Vibri's ears perk right up on touch! Where had this giant soft mass come from?~ And why was it so noisy?~

She began to step and climb up it in tune to the beat, unknowingly affecting herself as she came under the funk's groovy spell~ Her spindly, angular appearance was extremely quick to be covered up by an afro daruma, which in spite of its sharp, spiky appearance owing to the low-poly appearance of it's host, was just as lush and soft to the touch as any other daruma~

As Vibri got closer and closer to the source, she felt her mind become more and more in-sync with the funk, felt herself understanding, enjoying, loving it even more as she went up, going faster and faster with vast bounces and huge swings...but without arms, just what was she swinging with...?~
...Oh of course, her football field-sized mustache!~ Its her most iconic feature after all, right next to her mattress-sized unibrow~

As she reached the near top, she found herself overlooking a vast, cavernous entrance of softness, in which she could faintly see a glimmering light at the end...of course, she dived in without a second thought, mustache tips and beard flying behind her, her hair growing even more funky as she let the darkness engulf her, leaving only her wireframe's glow as light...~
She spent hours and hours falling deeper into this ever-softer crevice, as her own eyesight became covered in a cave of her own hair, ever softer, ever poofier, more more MORE~ By the time she reached the bottom, the idea of "arms and legs" and "having a name that isn't pufftacularly funky" were completely foreign to her~

...Staring ahead...she saw a tiny pair of shades, buried DEEP at the far end of this cave...carefully using a mustache tip to lift them up...
...all she saw was a single joyous eye, which winked at her before slamming the shades right between her own crevice~

The last VIP had been gathered, and Virtua-Funk was ready to be the DJ for the eternal fog's biggest, grooviest party yet~<3