"Alright, you guys twisted my arm about this, so I guess I'll spill the beans about myself! Name's Fizz, the soda-slinging Snivy! And, if you recognize the station I'm sitting at, part time EDM DJ. Got the glass down to see you guys better."

"So, lore. Keeping it simple, when I was young I stumbled into a section of the forest that had some...rather interesting fruits, saw the pokemon that ate them reacting to it. Some got bigger, some got smaller, saw one's fur change color slightly, stuff like that. Discovered that day that I REALLY wanted to learn how those fruit work, and eventually, started to mix the unique fruits and veggies of that forest zone into drinks, creating the sodas you know today! The EDM thing is more of a hobby, I've always liked the way EDM flows and gets you jumping, and it just worked out that some people like to drink the soda and experience the party from a different angle."

"As for the aforementioned sodas, I've mixed up a few that I consider my core selection. Using the stuff I took from the forest, and grow myself, I've made...some rather interesting selections. I'll just give you some bullet points."

*Size Change Soda: Makes you bigger, or smaller, depending on your choice of can. Comes in a variety of strengths. Fairly generic, not one of my top-shelf selections.
*Color Change Cola: This one changes your skin, fur, or scale color! It usually goes to one you want, but sometimes you can get...interesting, unexpected results.
*Blueberry Bloat Brew: Ever wanted to really fill a room? With this one, you'll sure swell with joy, heh. It's a blueberry soda, but you can also have it come in different flavors of bloat.
*Gas-Up Gulp: Inflation, of the air variety! Sip this, and you'll have enough gas in you to lift your spirits. Want it gone? Just burp.
*The Good Stuff: This one doesn't mess with you, it just tastes good.

Now, I also got some of my personal favorites here...these are 100% gonna cause some chaos.
*Game Changer: This one's an unstable Size Change Soda, it could make you bigger, OR smaller, or up and down! No real telling what will happen with this one!
*THE ENFLOOFENER: Drink this indoors at your own risk. This makes you FLUFFY. Warning: Do not give this to a Wooloo.
*Bounce Bottle: One sip of this, and you'll find both insults and harm literally bouncing off of you! It makes you rubbery. Great when paired with a Gas-Up Gulp!
*Vapor-aid: This one lets you become as water, or whatever else liquid fits your fancy. Basically turns you into a slime for a while. Did you know-

And last, but certainly not least, the one soda I always have on hand, in stock, and ready to serve.
*The Normalizer: Undoes the effects of any of my sodas. Shrinks the enlarged, grows the shrunken, deflates the swollen, etc.