for Julian, @ fatfuckpanda on bsky

DESCRIPTION:
digital illustration: a gloriously fat anthro PandaPig chows on fistfuls of Dorite chips as he talks on a headset, seated in an office chair.

Speech bubbles:
"...that's why ALIENS is WAY better, it takes those themes of motherhood and really BUILDS on them...

...plus, how can you NOT love when she duct-tapes a GUN to a FLAMETHROWER..."

Chip bag: cut off text saying "just relax have a dorite" and "XTRA HIGH CALORIE VERSION"