O' say do you see!
By the 'Merican light!
Its Cap-tain Freeagle
and he's he-ere for a fight!
Red bombs bursting in air
ex-plosions every-where
Captain Freeagle is here
and he makes comm-un-ists scared!
He takes on ter-er-rorists
and most things that end with 'ist
Captain Fre-e-eagle shall fly
free and vic-tor-ious!
O' say does that star spangled
eagle yet save
the land of the free
and the home of the Brave!

- The Desert Fox