A follow up to the last one. This man is no longer with the store, having left for a full-time job at a local grocery chain, but the fact that we never got a sexual harrassment lawsuit because of him continues to astound me.

First off, picture the ultimate redneck. Talks in a thick southern corn-pone accent, wears a NASCAR hat, is missing teeth, and behaves like every single Jeff Foxworthy joke given physical form.

Second, this guy is in his forties, married, and has a child yet he chases skirts like a horny sixteen year old boy. If ANY woman between the ages of seventeen and thirty walks into the store his eyes immediately lock onto either their breasts or backside and he will not look away until they are gone. Even if he's waiting on someone else. Even if he's waiting on them.

Third, the minute they leave he has to tell the first person with a penis he sees exactly what he wants to do with/to that woman in graphic detail. He will do this whether they are interested or not, even if they're working with him.

Fourth, if a woman of the above criteria is hired he will immediately suggest that they have sex. Not just drop a hint, he will flat out ask them to ride him.

I used to work with this man and I'd have to endure the third one all the time. Y'know how I got him to shut up? One day I turned to him as he was getting started and said "HEY! Either knock that crap off or else I'll start telling you what I want to do with the guys who come in here!".

He never did it again, sometimes homophobia is a good thing! :D

I've been meaning to draw him for ages but I couldn't ever figure out the right animal... and just last night it hit me. A giraffe! Give a letch like him a neck like that and he'd think he died and went to heaven.