Daiyu
"Hey! Sup, shit biscuit!"

Eibon turns around
"Goddammit, not you again. I'm so not in the mood..."

Daiyu
"Fancy meeting you here, me! It's been a while, and we have SOOOO much to catch up on!"

Eibon
"Can we catch up on a day when I don't have work? Or never? That works too."

Daiyu
"I got clued in on some of that Race X hotness and just HAD to get me a piece! Thankfully, I met some friends in Mexico who gave me the hookup! Now I'm back, and bigger and badder than ever!"

Eibon
"Well, I'm glad you're on the rebound, ya big-ass pubic louse. But I'm officially out of shits to gi-"

Eibon is suddenly punched straight in the nose and sent flying through several walls.

Daiyu
"Feel that? THAT'S POWER, BABY! Turns out monkeys are REALLY good at building muscle. Whoda thunk?"

Eibon lays in rubble with a bloody nose

"You know... When the fortune cookie I got with lunch said I was going to get cold-cocked by a big monkey... I thought that was oddly specific. I should eat at that place more often."



***(AFTER THE BATTLE)***


Eibon
"Well, if you're taking the time to discover yourself, then what does that mean for your... I guess, sexual status?"

Daiyu
"What?"

Eibon
"I'm gay. Gay as hell. And, from what I understand, most times, gay is something you're born with. I'm a hard coded lesbian. And I always wondered if you were too."

Daiyu
"I thought about it. But mom told me that girls who love girls are defective children and disappear in the river."

Eibon
"And mom was a horrible fucking woman."

Daiyu
"Yep."

Eibon
"So, did you ever give it a try?"

Daiyu
"No. There's more differences between us than just me being a Golden Oni. My powers should have been a clue. Besides, being gay is more of a human thing. Most other races don't have the brain chemistry for something like that."

Eibon
"I know.... But I figured, you know."

Daiyu
"I was also a Type 1 Diabetic. Were you?"

Eibon
"Nope. Dyslexic?"

Daiyu
"No."

Eibon
"Well. I guess you're your own woman after all."

Daiyu
"........Yeah."

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Art by  KaboozleFA

Character belongs to Famwammer and is part of Chapter Black.