I assure you, this doesn't end well for the very stupid adventurer. Owlbear's don't take kindly to being called "cute".

If you're like, "What the FUDGE, dud? Don't you know what an Owlbear looks like?!"... it sounds like you're familiar with our competitor's idea of an owlbear. But honestly, what's scarier? A big dumb bear with an owl head, or something with the head of a bear... that can FLY?

(pencil, black ink pen)