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I was hanging out with my dad and some of his buds and one guy told this story about his own son's fight in school:
"My boy came home brused and not looking so good. I told him school called and told me what happened and I wanted his side of the story. After he gave it to me I asked him,"Well son, did you at least win the fight?" He looked at me and gave laugh,"yeah dad, I kicked his ass." to I smiled back at him and said,"Good because I hate to have my boy's ass whopped twice in one day." and proceeded to punish him for fighting in school."
"My boy came home brused and not looking so good. I told him school called and told me what happened and I wanted his side of the story. After he gave it to me I asked him,"Well son, did you at least win the fight?" He looked at me and gave laugh,"yeah dad, I kicked his ass." to I smiled back at him and said,"Good because I hate to have my boy's ass whopped twice in one day." and proceeded to punish him for fighting in school."
Guys can get funny like that. They want to give props for doing stuff and then remind them they shouldn't. Another story: My brother was bragging how he and his new girlfriend had sex in the back seat of my mom's SUV when he was barrowing it. My dad goes,"Alright!" then gives him a high five then tells my mom so she chews him out.
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