featuring what we like to call peasant sveinn. born and raised in a viking settlement somewhere in what became russia. horrible, horrible family life. let's not go there.

he's also not very fond of bathing (no bathtub will hold him, it's EMBARRASSING) but he likes lurking around in the lake by his house nowadays. pretending to be a bog beast.

also also, palms at least eight inches across, WOAH.