you may know me as the guy who believes in religion in a cool contemporary ironic way
you may know me as the guy who puts peanut butter in their milkshake
you may know me as the guy who uses they/them pronouns
you may know me as the guy who has a website
you may know me as the guy who uses furaffinity
you may know me as the guy who breathes really loudly
you may know me as the guy who is weirdly hypersexual
you may know me as the guy who won't shut the fuck up
you may know me as the guy who is needlessly arrogant
you may know me as the guy who won't stop listening to loud music
you may know me as the guy who tries a lot
you may know me as the guy who can't fathom trying harder
you may know me as the guy who needs a break
you may know me as the guy who is known as a guy
you may know me as the guy who is not known by most
you may know me as the guy who owns a microphone
you may know me as the guy whose opinions on slurs changes very frequently
you may know me as the guy who defended your public doxxing on twitter
you may know me as the guy who wrote a paragraph
you may know me as the guy who wrote about delaney
you may know me as the guy who misspelled confirm
you may know me as the guy who listens to lapfox music
you may know me as the guy who is really pathetic and vents too much
you may know me as the guy who is really quiet and vents too little
you may know me as the guy who sits in the corner
you may know me as the guy who doesn't talk much
you may know me as the guy who needs a break
you may know me as the guy who repeats himself
you may know me as the guy who needs to be tastefully clever in order to feel validated
you may know me as the guy who makes a lot of spelling mistakes while typing
you may know me as the guy who dated that one guy one time
you may know me as the guy who thinks a lot, maybe too much about what's going on in the life of a certain ex they have
you may know me as the guy who dodges a tree on the way to aldi
you may know me as the guy who got on the bus
you may know me as the guy who pokes you a lot
you may know me as the guy who takes an inappropriately long amount of time to apologize to you
you may know me as the guy who hasn't apologized at all
you may know me as the guy who rambles on for too long about what they're interested in
you may know me as the guy who doesn't retain information
you may know me as the guy who yearns for love
you may know me as the guy who needs someone
you may know me as the guy who wants someone
you may know me as the guy who desires someone
you may know me as the guy who desires a certain person
you may know me as the guy who thinks they're going way too fast in relationships
you may know me as the guy who thinks they don't deserve anything in life
you may know me as the guy who thinks about things too hard
you may know me as the guy who gets sick thinking about their partner
you may know me as the guy who gets sick thinking about themselves
you may know me as the guy who vents in incredibly inappropriate places at exceedingly inappropriate times
you may know me as the guy who uses long words for no reason
you may know me as the guy who doesn't know what they're talking about
you may know me as the guy who knows a lot about what they're talking about
you may know me as the guy who is incredulously ambiguous about if they're ok or not
you may know me as the guy who doesn't want to tell you how they're feeling
you may know me as the guy who yearns for help, but not out loud
you may know me as the guy who screams for help in weird ways
you may know me as the guy who buries their feelings in long-winded jokes
you may know me as the guy who ignores you after you offer to help them
you may know me as the guy who doesn't know what to do
you may know me as the guy who doesn't want to do anything
you may know me as the guy who feels overwhelmingly burnt out
you may know me as the guy who feels hopeless about getting a break
you may know me as the guy who