Hello Jello!

Macros have not the luxuries such as phones, computers, laptops, video game consoles, not even something as mundane as an iPod shuffle. Their choices of entertainment range from enjoying the outdoors, talking to smaller folk, daydreaming, and listening to music or watching movies however this only works when a regular person sets up the speakers or projecter screen for them so it's kinda something they can't do on their own. Can you imagine being so large and in the way, being able to see the entire world going about their business and lives while you physically cannot walk into a store, work a normal job, eat regular food? Like it must be pretty sad over time to not be able to enjoy these simple things that everyone else can, you're literally just too big!

So having smaller friends is where this lonely and leftoutness can be staved off! Look, in Dudley's case he's a giant dog. A Siberian Husky no less, he's loud and vocal about how much he likes physical affection! The big guy loves his pets, behind his ears, his back, his big soft belleh, his muzzle, if you can reach it and pet it then it's all fair game. Dudley won't exactly at first greeting with someone he's never met ask them to pet him, but if you make the first move and make it known you aren't afraid of the giant dog then you bet your bottom dollar he'll take miles rather than the inch in getting his body massaged by ya!

He makes all kinds of cute and adorable noises when you do so, like the gentle rumbles from his throat of happiness to small yips and occasional lip licking from contentment! Dudley can talk too, so he'll thank you and say he loves you, compliment you, and of course just hold plain conversation. He's a really good conversation partner, he literally holds a unique perspective on life and talking is one thing holds common ground with on smaller folk so any questions or life advice you need and he's got you <3 I've always found the idea interesting, talking to a macro about life and its particulars with them and hearing their thoughts. Sitting in their paws as they hold you up or laying down on their chest as you talk, being able to see his giant face and warm smile with endearing eyes staring at you - that's some dream therapy right there.

Beardsley in this case does enjoy this special friendship, but he's too busy enjoying gathering samples on Helldive with his Steam Deck, so.....

The one thing you don't want to do is ignore Dudley, he's not exactly hard to miss and he will make his presence known by any means necessary! Put on headphones, and he's gonna be LOUD. Hide and run away, he'll reach in and grab you out of your hidy hole. So do adhere to being kind to him. Beardsley while too busy fighting for Democracy, is gonna be in for a real surprise soon when his internet cuts out due to his home's utterly demolished Nighthawk router because the giant Husky made good on his word XD

I haven't touched Helldivers 2 in a bit myself, and recently on Instagram I've been getting dozens of reels on the game due to the Illuminates arrival and the tons of updates/balance changes. I love the game and playing it with my brothers is amazingly fun, we've recently been hooked on B06 zombies though and Space Marine 2 so I will get to use my Stalwart and Impact grenades some other time in the future XD

For any of all who play games and stuff, I would love to hear your thoughts on any recent titles and what's good!

Stay safe and take care!