"I wanna know your owner's daily routine cuz your plumage has looked so amazing lately! It must be so much work taking care of it like that! Not to mention the feed they must bring you to keep you strong and healthy! Saddled up, bags heavy and packed! You're one strong 'bo!"

"Wark are you talking about? I don't have kweh owner. I feed myself and wark hard kweh be strong kweh healthy. Though kweh give out rides kwehn I can. Wark else kwould a chokwehbo wark. K-kweh hard to wark stop kweh talkwehing like th-th-WARK wark!"