I mean, if you actually look like Jane in real life & are lead-poisoned like me, I may treat you like my general.

I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that, just like me, you likely have Asperger's syndrome and have trouble understanding how other people may interpret what you say; so I'm going to give you my advice: Most people, even online, do not message a random stranger saying suggestive things like "I may treat you like my general". The only instance in which this would be okay is if both parties know each other and are both comfortable with it.

I do not know you, nor am I comfortable with this, and I am going to respectfully ask you to refrain from making suggestive comments towards me. It is weird, it is off-putting and it is disturbing. You are more than welcome to comment on my posts. All I am asking is that you think about what you say before you say it.

Ask yourself things like "Does this come off as weird?" "Does this fit into the context of the post or conversation?" "How is the other person going to interpret this?" "Would I say this if he/she were standing in front of me right now?"

Mate, I was literally trolling you & you just broke the only rule, which is not to play. But I can see that you took the time to be considerate & to write this whole thing without sounding mad ; this is lowkey one of the saddest things I've seen here, especially when I ask myself questions similar to the ones that you listed & purposely click on 'post comment' as soon as the answer to all of them is 'yes, that will weird out Anon'.

You make me feel concerned & this is the first time that I don't feel like trolling someone anymore. This is a genuine question : are you okey ?

If you are asking if I am okay as in mentally, I would say that it's a little more complicated than a simple yes or no, but overall I would say that I am doing alright. I didn't realize that you were trolling and even if I had a hunch that you were indeed trolling, due to a complicated past of interacting with people which has resulted in 18 people (that I know of) who likely want me dead because of something I have said, and due to the fact that I legitimately did find it a bit uncomfortable, I would have erred on the side of caution and would have taken it seriously anyway.

But if I knew 100% that you were simply trolling, I would have played along and done a counter troll. After all, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PobQzVsj7GE

I was more talking about how you feel emotionally, but it's reassuring that you're doing alright mentally. Sorry if you had to meet genuine fruitcakes online. I met many varieties of those individuals & it's never fun.

I still fail to believe that this is actually real. Truly the top 10 American quotes.