Okay, I made this basically to piss off the military. Basically the high rank people are always bitching because we're not "motivated" enough and then they yell and bitch more. Well, one day I said fuck it.

So I made myself a motivation card. Basically saying, I'm more motivated then you. I have it laminated and everything that a card has done and it looks good despite what you can see from the crappy scan.

Funny thing is, I've shown this card to 7 officers now and they told me "why do you do these things?" I usually say back "why is this the only military where they screw up half the things they start?"

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The idea of "The Official Motivation 100% Card" is © to me