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𝘈𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘦

Bandit: "It's ok to be jealous since I mean it's clear that I'm the strongest."

Stripe: "Oh yeah? Mate, the only thing that's strong about you is your couch which if I recall correctly, collapsed earlier this week."

Bandit: "Hey that was only because Chilli and I were... uhhh... binge watching shows on it..."

Stripe: "Yeah... sure you were..."

Rad: "Well you two can argue all you want but I think I look pretty good and the ladies seem to think so too."

Bandit: "Oh please, the only thing the ladies think is if you're able to move without rolling."

Stripe: "Like that's not how you have to get around."

Bandit: "Like me!?!? I literally watched you roll all the way here!!"

Stripe: "Did not!"

Bandit: "Did too!"

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦...

Chilli: "😏 heh, those boys are beyond silly."

Trixie: "I know right! I don't even know what Stripe is going on about. He keeps arguing that I said that he was too fat for me to hug and... 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘮, enjoy time with, when I clearly said I was the one who was too fat.

Chilli: "Well regardless you two are quite the 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 item"

Trixie: "Chilliiii 😝😳"

Frisky: "BURRRPPP- Well... I think rad looks 𝑷𝑨𝑵𝑻 pretty- unffff... good..."

Chilli: "Look like someone's getting a bit excited 😏"

Trixie: "Definitely seems like he's not a bit 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘺 for you now."

Frisky: "Yeah yeah yeah... take the piss all you want, I've seen you and stripe and you and bandit."

Chilli: "ok ok, you got us 😅. Although now that you mention it I might need to go 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘶𝘱 bandit myself... y-you know, like any good wife would do."

Trixie: "S-same!"

Frisky: "And you called me excited 😆... Although yeah, that is a good idea..."

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘦𝘨𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 a̶n̶d̶ e̶n̶j̶o̶y̶ t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ n̶e̶w̶ s̶i̶z̶e̶s̶ 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴. 𝘈𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵/𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴? 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘪𝘦. 😏


So this is the last art I'll have for a bit as I go on holiday. Originally this was gonna be an oc but I wanted to do this one more as it was just a more interesting idea and because the oc was going to require original objects. When I get back I'll likely be doing one with muffin and socks and then go from there. Hope youse all have a happy holidays and let the good times roll!

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