"Doctor Phealix Gudman" you might ask, "I know you submitting art is as unlikely as the second comming of Jesus and we should all be greatfull for anyt art from you at all, but why is this pic so cruddy and half @ssed?"

And I would say, "well my dear friend, my current computer is too tiny and insignificant to handle my pure awesomeness using a tablet, so I had to resort to using the tiny, puny, crudy little touch pad that I normally use to operate the cursor, mocking me while I tryed desprately to portray my PURE GENIUS into it's feeble little hard drive. So after HOURS of bleeding over this dumb little touchpad, my fingers rubbed to the bone, providing you with this pale reflection of a masterpiece it could have been." And then I would yell at you saying, "NOW STOP STANDING THERE AND CONTINUE FORCE FEEDING THE TEST SUBJECTS!!!"

Done in an OC with  Myr and  Guyfuy

Cynder property of Activision I think.
Art property of PhealGud