NOT MY ART!

Awesome comm by Aston Kit Kat, one of my fat artists of choice~ I wanted to see Jam as a fat trucker, featuring a guest appearance by Aston's supervillain OC (called Ass-ton!)

Story:

 

 

Good help is so hard to find these days, it seems. This is especially true for supervillains, who need all the help they can get to sow chaos among the population! However, it's become increasingly harder to keep the henchmen around when they're constantly escaping or getting arrested. Thankfully for some villains, it's easy enough to create a replacement henchman on the fly...

 

 

One such villain was Ass-ton, who had just stolen a semi-truck full of helium tanks. After using her own powers to turn the original truck drivers into balloons, she mockingly waved goodbye to them as they floated off into the air. Unfortunately, tragedy struck when Ass-ton accidentally inflated her own henchman by mistake! She could only watch as the ballooned up weasel floated off into the night, leaving her with no one to drive the truck.

 

 

She scowled, "Now this is a final pickle! Where do I find a schmuck to turn into my new henchman at this hour?!"

 

 

As if on queue, the monkey-scientist Jam wandered into the darkened alley where Ass-ton currently was. She spotted the tiny 3 foot tall monkey from far away, a sinister grin forming on her face. She slowly approached Jam, causing Jam to look her way. He eyed her up as she walked over to him, admiring her soft purple fur and extravagant outfit. With her white stockings, light-blue ribbons, and pink top she looked more like a magical girl than a supervillain to Jam.

 


"Wowzers, you are one hot Kitsune!" Jam blushed as he looked her over.

 

 

"Thanks, though I'm looking for a different kind of relationship from you!"

 

 

The monkey smirked, "Ooh, does that mean you'll swap bodies with me?"

 

 

The Kitsune giggled and brandished her claws at the tiny monkey, "Not exactly! You see, I need someone to drive my getaway truck for me, not to swap minds with me."

 

 

The monkey scoffed, "Do I look like some fat, misshapen 40-something semi-truck driver to you?"

 

 

The Kitsune poked her glowing claws gently into the monkey's stomach, "As a matter of fact, you do!"

 

 

Once her claws dug into the monkey's flesh, he began to undergo a strange change! His belly started to balloon outwardly with a loud "BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPH" sound! His tiny body grew much taller to accommodate his increasing weight. His torso became orb-shaped, his stomach becoming big and protruding. His clothes began to change too as his white lab-coat soon shifted into a white sleeveless top. A brown plaid shirt appeared over his sleeveless top, which left his new big belly exposed! Jeans appeared on his flabby legs, befitting that of the blue collar worker he was becoming!

To complete his change, a beige hat appeared on his head! Jam gasped as he grabbed his fat belly with both hands, his flab being for his little monkey paws to hold! The monkey scowled, "What did you do to me?!"


Ass-ton giggled as she flexed her claws, "Oh, nothing too bad! I needed a henchman to drive my truck!"

 

 

Jam stuck his tongue out, "Well, good luck getting me to work for you! I'll just go back to my lab and zap myself back to normal."

 

 

Ass-ton raised an eyebrow, "What lab?"

 

 

"My lab!"

 

 

Ass-ton giggled, "You’re silly! Only scientists have labs, truckers don't."

 

 

"What are you talking about?!"

 

 

The feisty fox pointed at a nearby wall filled with wanted posters, "That'll tell you everything you need to know!"

Jam waddled up to them on his flabby legs, his big belly flopping around as he did so. He looked at the wanted posters and was surprised to find one with his face on it right next to Ass-ton's! The name listed there was "Chunky Monkey", with a wanted bounty of a million dollars! His bounty was even higher than Ass-ton's somehow.

 

 

Jam grabbed the piece of paper and looked at it in disbelief, "N-No way!"

 

 

"Yes way! I altered reality so that Jam never existed! In this new reality, you were never a scientist and always my truck-driving henchman!"

 

 

Jam hung his flabby head in shame, "Ah man, I'm a criminal?! And no one knows the real me?!"

 

 

Ass-ton smacked the fat monkey's backside, causing it to jiggle, "Exactly! If you want to go back to the way you were originally, you'll follow my every order."

 

 

Jam gulped, "And if I don't?"

 

 

"Well, let's just say it'll be hard to outrun the law with such a hefty girth!"

 

 

Jam grumbled as he relented, "What is thy bidding, my mistress?"

 

 

Ass-ton cackled like the supervillain she was, "No need to be so formal, 'Chunky Monkey', just start up the truck!"

 

 

"Chunky Monkey" and Ass-ton then waddled over to the fox's getaway truck. It had an image of her plastered on the side with the words "GET FAT!" written above it. Chunky Monkey made his way over to the driver's seat, which was extra large and able to fit his enlarged mass in. The seat was luxurious and made of leather, which fitted Chunky Monkey's new big buns to a tee. Chunky Monkey blushed a bit and gave an earnest smile, "Heh, this is surprisingly uncomfortable!"

 

 

Ass-ton leaned in as she smugly smiled at the monkey, "Is somebody starting to enjoy it?"

 

 

Chunky Monkey's blushing intensified, "N-Nuh uh! Let me just start this up..." Jam started up the truck and grabbed hold of the wheel, before driving onto the highway.

 

 

Ass-ton giggled, "That's good, Chunky Monkey! Now, let's pull our first big scam."

 

 

The flabby monkey raised an eyebrow, "And that is?"

 

 

"You'll find out when we visit the local 'Sumo Arena', now drive on my valiant hench-simian!"

 

 

Chunky Monkey sighed, "I really need to stop trying to swap bodies with hot ladies in random back -alleys..."

 


And so, Jam was stuck as a very fat truck driver for the foreseeable future! Would he make a good hench-monkey to Ass-ton? Or would he meet the same fate as the previous driver? Or would Ass-ton even uphold her end of the bargain if he did well? Find out... Whenever I decide to continue this!