That tail must be a tripping hazard! I mean must weigh alot as well! Honestly one should ask why it's so MASSIVE, but counterpoint... Why not-? Big, fluffy, and warm?! Who doesn't want that too! So big it could probably have people sit on it and ride it as this machine walks around! Would he be happy? Who knows.

Either way, feel free to graze the fluffer tail

(Please don't dirty it!!)