Alright everyone - It is time for my CYBERSALE to begin - That's right - That special time of the year where I probably go a little bit more crazy than usual AND BOY DO WE HAVE SOME FUN FOR YOU THIS YEAR

Running from through December 6th

Starting off - All regular priced commissions receive a free headshot of the same tier - You can use this as part of the original art, use it for a different idea or gift it to a friend and save yourself money on gift ideas by engaging in commerce with me! Late stage capitalism saves the day yet again!

I have a very special - $50 AI ART SALE - That's right - It's my very own ARTISTIC INTEGRITY sale - Rather than feed those prompts into a soulless machine, you get to give me prompts and my soulless aching art hands will draw a rough approximation of the prompts you've written! All the fun of a slot machine and 30% less cigarette smell!

For our fun cool fans in the US - I am offering a very special $35 Physical Art sale - You can buy a scrap of paper in the same size as a postcard that I certified I drew on with my own art utensils. Even better you get to pick what I draw! That's like customizing your own NFT except the regret will last far longer! You'll have an actual piece of art in your hands that you can show people on the street or submit into a courtroom as evidence you have no idea what you are doing with money we assume came from acts of piracy in International waters! I won't judge your booty money choices!

And as a final treat - Exceptionally rare - I'm opening up for limited writing commissions - Just like here, I'll jabber on in a series of words sutured together like a medical monstrosity, but it will be about what you decide! Finally, you get to be the one that tells me to what's write and what's wrong!
$40 per 3K words

You can order any of these all from the exact same form - How easy is that?
https://forms.gle/vsJRSRvSiPQPGfvT7