In a battle against the Wu Sisters, Po is victim to an artifact with a specific effect...







“Well, that’s certainly interesting...” Said Wang Wu as she and her sisters looked at their little handy-work.

The Dragon Warrior was sitting on the ground before them all, gently sucking his finger as he looked at the three of them with wide, confused eyes.

“So, he has really reversed into a baby?” Wing Wu asked, “I mean, he is still as big as an adult panda.”

“Only his mind was affected.” Su Wu, the leader of the Wu Sisters, said as the three of them looked down at the panda who was sucking his thumb. She was holding a partially damaged jade object on her hand. “The Regressor of Ban Guan was supposed to change the target back into an infant, both in mind and body. But because it was damaged during the fight, it only changed his mind back. Now he is a baby on the body of an adult.”

“Is he really a baby now?” Wang asked. “I mean, he could just be pretending.”

That was when a sound was heard by the three of them, followed by a foul smell.

“D-did he just...?” Wing asked, with a disgusted look as they all looked at the panda.

Said panda looked at them for a moment, before his lip started quivering and his eyes filling with moisture. Next thing they all knew, he was bawling loudly.

“Yup, he is definitely not pretending!” Su said, as she pinched her nose just like her sisters.

“So... what now?” Wing asked, and Su said:

“Well, I’d say we get rid of him.”

“But he is a baby now!” Wang said, “Well, not completely, but he is! Isn’t that too foul and low even for us?”

Su looked at her sister, and she knew that she was right. As wicked and evil as they could be, none of them was really a fan of infanticide. This was the type of bridge that they would avoid crossing if possible.

Perhaps this proved they were not complete monsters.

However, the fact remained that now that the Dragon Warrior, who had come to stop them, was a helpless overgrown baby, they could use this chance to get him out of their hair for good.

It was Wing who offered a certain idea. One that her sisters were all in favor of.

First, however, they needed to get him ready.

The panda offered them no resistance as they picked him up and carried out the revolting task of wiping him clean.

His shorts were pretty much ruined, and they burned them right away. After this, they proceeded on putting a diaper on him. They had to improvise one with an old sheet and a hairpin, but it worked perfectly. Next, they loaded him into a cart and pulled him all the way down to one of the local villages.

The panda was bawling on his way there, but they managed to shut him up easily by giving him a doll on the likeness of one of his friends from the Jade Palace. The panda giggled and cooed as he grabbed the miniature Tigress and pulled her close to his chest, making baby noises as he held it in the air and played with it.

“You know, he is actually kind of cute...” Wang said as they continued to haul the panda, until they eventually arrived in front of a certain house, which was much bigger than the others.

They knocked on the door and then quickly left to hide out of sight.

Soon, a female elephant was opening the door, and she was soon seeing that big panda in a diaper by her doorstep, holding a doll against his chest and sucking his thumb as he looked up at her from the cart. A letter saying “to a loving home” in the cart.

The female elephant blinked, and then she said:

“Oh, my world! Who has abandoned a baby on my doorstep?”

With her massive size, she could easily pick Po up from the cart and hold him as if he was an actual baby.

“Oh, you poor thing... did some heartless wench abandoned you?”

She tickled the panda’s belly as she asked that, causing the baby-minded panda to giggle as she did.

“Oh, well. If she did, then she did not deserve to be a mother! Especially for something as cute as you!” The elephant said, “But, don’t worry! From now on, I will be your mother!”

The baby panda cooed, and then his stomach started growling loudly.

“Oh, my! The baby is hungry! Let’s get you something to eat.” She said, and she took the panda inside, closing the door behind herself. Meanwhile, the three sisters continued to look from hiding.

“Wow...”

“Told you, sisters.” Wing spoke to the two other leopards. “Old Xinyi went coo-coo after her actual baby turned out a stillborn. She has been collecting dolls, scarecrows and dummies for years, putting them on diapers and feeding them like babies. I knew she would not be able to resist a chubby panda on a diaper and acting like defenseless toddler...”

“So, now the crazy old elephant has a baby to raise as her own, the Dragon Baby has a mother to look after him, and we have our path clear to take over China with the panda out of our fur.” Wang said with a smirk.

“This, my sisters, is what I call a happy ending!” Su said, putting her arms around her sisters, and all of them walked away while laughing, leaving the new happy family behind them as they looked forward to their future without the Dragon Warrior to stop them.

They totally overlooked the fact that the effects of the Regressor of Ban Guan were ever only temporary and that, in just a few days, Po’s mind would revert back to normal and the panda would once more be going after them to stop their villainous actions.

After he went through a very embarrassing ordeal and tense separation with his overbearing new mommy...