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I like to believe I am above that whole scat poop fetish thing, but after remembering about this comic, I sort of had to think that over. Granted, if I do stupid weird things, they're cute and clean and often inspired off of other people. In this case I saw Mewsagi's little bit of humor about how Mewtwo's can't actually use toilets a long while ago and thought it was actually somewhat amusing (she can do fart jokes and all, I just can't). Almost all of my humor is of the sexualized variety (tentacle monsters fighting school girls, or stupid sex education involving bananas, beavers and nether demon deterring abstinence), but still thought it was funny enough to explore it with my Mewthrees, Harddense (steel), Mewblade (black) and Vicebane (red). Let's post it, why not, makes for a cheap laugh.

Really, only guys can honestly talk about their habits with almost a tinge of pride. (Think about it, who else participates in literal pissing contests? Seriously guys...) Then again, I think Vicebane would be the only one to admit his version (he can technically eat anything)... Anyway... Now Mewblade can't actually intake and expel really anything, so somehow she'd likely be the only one to challenge the guys' intellect. Unfortunately she's also far heavier than them, which combined with her lack of toilet training would likely result with an emergency phone call to the nearest plumber. When you know nothing about the topic, best to stay out of it, or you'll end up in it.

Micrografx Picture Publisher, Photoshop CS3

Finished on August 31, 2008