Even though you were quite the dedicated fan for Kazooie, the breegull that is mostly inside Banjo's backpack, she decided that if she can't get rid of you, she might as well use you for something useful.


An extremely short story involving Kazooie, from the start of my writing days and slightly inspired by art made by Sparky_the_chu. Here's a description version below:

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After what seemed like a few days of being Kazooie's "biggest" fan, she was trying to brainstorm ideas on what to do with you. The usual stepping on and eating got bland after awhile, but she had a few Turbo Trainers that were still fresh. She picked you up with her beak before plopping you into one of the running shoes.

They felt a bit sweaty on the insole from previous uses. Smelled like bear feet too since Banjo probably attempted to use them with ease. (Don't ask how since Kazooie can too.) You saw from the open hole of light that Kazooie was staring down at you with a smirk on her face.

"Honestly, since you like my feet so much, you'll probably like it more when I'm exercising, toe lint." As soon as she said that, Kazooie's talon lowered into the shoe, squishing you against the sole of her foot and the insole of the shoe, with a lot of sweat forming inside as she ran out of the house and around Spiral Mountain.

Banjo still wonders why she's so active all of the sudden instead of laying around with her, though...