So that Death Battle, eh? Pretty sweet, huh? I uh… I watched it. Yeah, I remember; Bowser told Eggman he smelly, Eggman retaliated by wizzing on the moon again, which started a big tavern brawl where Zavok made the first hit, and punched King K Rool square in the face, and then kicked him in the balls, it was really cool. Knuckles was about to do the same to Wario, but his fist instantly broke against his stomach for some reason, then he bounced across the entire room like crazy while some song was playing, something like “Let everyone clap hands with me”? Scourge and Waluigi did a rap battle but then Fiona Fox and Wapeach (Real scrapped character, btw, look it up) tugged their ears and pulled them out of the bar. Infinite gets crushed by a frickin’ thwomp out of nowhere (not the thwomp, or even the one who summoned it, King Boo; he was there the past few minutes; Infinite just spawned in just to get flattened), Luigi, who was in hiding, freaks out seeing King Boo, so he calls in a ghost buster. For some reason, Amy answers the call, and in hindsight, it’s SO obvious why: because King Boom Boo shows up, not to tango with his mario equivalent, but just because he hates her and decides to make her possessed again. Meanwhile, while all this was going on, Eggman has Bowser on the ropes, and then of course out of nowhere (where EVERYONE comes from in this battle, apparently) the mushroom that Elder Princess Shroob turned into floats into the room and goes into Bowser’s mouth, reviving him with the shroob basically-queen’s spirit, and promptly curb-stomps Possessed Amy and chucks her flattened body at Eggman like a goddamn frisbee, fatality-ing him and somehow winning. I don’t even get Death Battle, to be honest. That’s why I never watched it.