Not so much a story as an exercise in description. No plot, no real characters to speak of (save for 'Dan,' our hero)

Pepe LePew was an obvious influence, as this poor subject inexplicably transforms in to a French-accented skunk-morph guy.

This was an older piece, but I refreshed it, so I'm re-branding it as though it's today's material. A half-finished story doesn't qualify as a finished product anyhow, so I'm pretty much in the right.

Anybody think I should write more? Your thoughts?

also, sorry for not finding a better thumbnail image. not sure how the formatting will turn out - if I need to, I'll take this down and re-post as a .doc or whatever-the-devil FA uses best.