If it needs any explaining, I haven't been able to write as often since my new job has been keeping me busy, much as I've been wanting to have the time for lengthier works. Since I've got a lot less free time for the time being, I figured I'd least get to other short story concepts I haven't gotten around to, not to mention I haven't written a Sturdy Stinkers story in a little while and they make for fun wordplay practice.

Also, fun fact, the story in question actually stems from one of the scenes of the very first Sturdy Stinkers story I wrote two years ago, essentially making it a slight expansion of that initial commercial. Anywho, enjoy!