The day King Francis of the frogs took a mate should have been a great one, and though there was celebration for the arrival when the Kings betrothed stepped from The Chariot the cheering quickly died down

In front of the gathered crowd of amphibians was Gregor spindle leg, the tyrannical would be king of the reptiles, he smiled pleasantly at his gathered newly acquired subjects, who did not smile back

" are you not happy for your king", he said with a lowering of his Pleasant grin and a little thump of his foot, at the silence he thumps his foot again and makes his way to the castle frown

In which was hop frog the Royal jester practicing his latest attempt to make his King smile, and effort he had been failing for a while, he hopes having a mage will brighten his Kings mood

The sound of the Hornblower bellows from the direction of the throne room and he hops on his way carefully balancing the tray of cream pies in his webbed fingers, his heart beats like an excited metronome and he barely says a word to his brother who is dutifully standing guard on the right side of the Kings thrown

" gathered Associates, I am pleased to introduce you to our Kings mate, a creature of high birth, I present to the Gregor spindle leg brother to the high King of the reptiles" the announcer frog says in a dignified Shout at the doorman open the castle doors to reveal the silkeley dressed Rabbit Man, his spider web cloak Trails behind him, flapped from time to time bye the spider legs protruding out of his back

Hot frogs grip on the tray of pies loosens with each sway of Gregor's hips, he catches himself at the last moment and holds his heart as he can onto the tray as Gregor passes him and shutters at the feeling of his silk robes rubbing against his side

" it is good to finally meet you my new love", Gregor says sorry to his husband who knows with distant eyes and let's a kiss be pressed to his cheek, he sits on his new throne and smiles his spider fanged grin, at last he will be called King

hop frog is wrenched from his enthwalled staring at the beautiful new Denison of the castle by his brother," come on Hop this is your big day, I know you can do this bro ", his brother, big hop says with a hopeful smile

" my glorious King", he says which catches the attention of the Frog King and his new husband who stay with him in anticipation," I humbly asked that I may be able to entertain you, I'm sure this time I will make you smile sire"

He's given a nod that he can be and he starts placing the tree down and picking up two pies which he begins to juggle quite successfully, he continues and when he thinks he can juggle with him without looking he glances to see if his efforts are working

He doesn't know if they're working on his King but he does know they're working on Gregor, who's beaming a full smile, and his eyes are crinkled in murf

And that's when one of the pies lands on Hop Frog's head, and soon the other one, and that's when Gregor lets out the most beautiful laugh the jester had ever heard in his life

In that little Jester's guts twirl around like a bowl of worms, he felt butterflies in his tummy, I didn't know for certain he didn't need butterflies for breakfast

" well, are you going to do anything else" Gregor's words brings the Frog back to reality, who gives a croaking cough and starts on a couple jokes

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Later at the celebratory banquet, hot frog was nursing a glass of swamp wine nervously glancing from time to time to Gregor, each time the butterflies and his tummy, became more and more hectic, goddess Gregor was gorgeous in everything he did, even the action of him draining something dry was beautiful, his fangs sunk so delicately into his meal and he suckled so pretty until it shriveled up in his hands

Gregor glanced over to him, and gave him a flirtatious smile, " you're cute", the bunny man said Whispering into one of the jesters ear holes as he pushed over his plate of drained fly Corpses

" you can have these"

"t thank you my Lord", hot frog started out taking a shaky bite of the food

Gregor chuckled, *oh yes, this is going to be a good existence*, he thought to himself glancing over to the adorable little frog Jester as he continued to eat

The end