Nice one.

Spidercoon, spidercoon,
Does everything a spidercoon does.

Spidercoon, Spidercoon,
is both a spider and a raccoon
Spins a web, any size,
Catches trash and eats flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spidercoon.

Is he strong?
Listen bub,
He's got stripes into his blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spidercoon.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of grey
He arrives to save the day.

Spidercoon, Spidercoon
Friendly neighborhood Spidercoon
Showing off
but he's ingnored
Adult movies are his reward.

To him, life is a great big trash can
Whenever there's a hang over
You'll find the Spidercoon!