He is my anvil, a Peter Wright, I'd guess about 35-40 lbs. I got him at a blacksmithing expo this autumn. You can tell he's male because only male anvils have horns.

You know that clang you here in cartoons when anvils land on characters heads? Yeah, it doesn't make that sound. Anvils make a very high pitched, yet slightly dampened metallic chime when hit it with something metal, and this one make a very non-metallic sickening crunch when dropped on someone's head.