Po talks about female anatomy. XDDD

Po sat down to a sort of victory meal with the the Five. Most everyone was still thinking about their latest adventure, especially Po.
“hey Po,” Monkey said.
“Hmm?” Po asked.
“What did you yell at Lord Shen?” The monkey asked. “None of us could hear you.”
A small smirk crept up Tigress’ face. A noble attempt at heroism, if only he was within hearing distance of the target.
“I told him you guys had to be freed, and that we’d bring him justice.”
Monkey nodded, then continued to eat.
“I have to hand it to you, Po,” Mantis said, “I knew you liked Tigress, you know, being your favorite of the Five and all,” Po’s face, if it was possible, paled, and his eyes darted between Tigress and Mantis. “-but I didn’t know you had an action figure of her.”
Everyone, accept Tigress and Po, chuckled. Tigress allowed a small smile, but gave Po grace otherwise.
“Well, um, if you took the time to notice, I actually had action figures of all of you guys.” Po said in his defense.
“I found it cute when you couldn’t tell what gender the Soothsayer was.” Crane said, deciding to continue the harassment of Po.
Amid the chuckling that followed, Po held up his hands in a surrendering way, “Really? That’s where you want to go with this?” Further chuckles suggested that they did, so Po continued. “Hey, it’s not easy sometimes, I mean, even with Tigress, I-”
Everyone knew at the same moment that Po had said too much, including Po.
Everyone slowly looked at Tigress, who looked at Po questioningly rather than angrily, which helped the rest of the Five relax a little.
“What?” She asked, genuinely confused.
“Nothing.” Po said quickly, looking down, “nothing.”
Tigress smirked, curling her lip back on the right side of her mouth to give a subtly deadly grin. “No, go on, I don’t think you were finished.”
“No, really, Tigress, I didn’t mean anything—” Tigress jumped onto the table in one swift bound, and walked over to Po, getting a gasp from the rest of the Five, and nothing from Po, who was frozen in fear at this point.
Tigress lay down on her stomach, her eyes like two daggers reaching out to Po’s face, which was dangerously close. Tigress spun Po’s chair around so it faced the front door, and, hand-springing off the table, landed in front of Po, leading him outside.
Tigress walked outside into the main courtyard, Po standing stock still at the entrance of the Jade Palace. “Tigress, please,” Po said as Tigress walked away, the rest of the Five pressing their faces against the nearest window, “I didn’t mean anything, honest.”
Tigress held up a hand and Po stopped, then laughter suddenly burst forth, cutting through the tension of the moment. Po looked around, wondering who had interrupted this extremely tense moment, then Tigress turned around. She was laughing.
Clutching her stomach, Tigress stumbled around, trying to keep herself up with the hysterics that was following. Po was a little more than taken aback. So were the rest of the Five, who looked worried. Finally, Tigress calmed herself, wiping a couple tears from her face, took a look at Po, then stifled another round of hysterics.
Po started to look a little peeved. “Really, Tigress? Now you’re in on it too?”
Tigress finally calmed herself, but said with a bit of enthusiasm, “Po, I don’t know WHAT your father has taught you, but I’m sure he never gave you a talk on females.”
“We almost got down to that, but I was kinda’ in a hurry to hear about my parents, ok?” Po said, getting defensively.
Tigress finally stopped, and stood there with a grin on her face. “Then maybe someday you can have the talk with him.” With the grin apparently stuck on her face, Tigress walked back into the kitchen.
Po looked confused, then noticed the rest of the Five were near the window and frowned. The rest of the Five returned to the table, but Po sat down, chin resting on his hand.