Redo of something old

Redoing using characters I've estbalished since opens a lot more possibilities, not only does it further serve to develop them but also, because it's – in this case this gang of horrible jerks, the situation can also be further developed through them.

Kyle, Oggle and Knoppers want pizza tonight
The only problem is they don't have much money left until allowance drops literally next morning. But it's tonight they want pizza, not tomorrow morning. Plenty of beer but no pizza... how to obtain it?

“How about we give Kev a call?”
“Kev's not made of pizza tho, you know.”
“Well duh?? that would be weird. We're not eating Kev.”
“So he's completely pointless!”
“Don't be so, uh, funnel-visioned. Cash! Kev got cash. That's the point of Kev.”
“Stingy and won't buy us anything!”
“Ya really helpless are ya! We play some games with Kev. While we play, we snag his wallet unnoticed.”
“So... we just rob the dude??”
“WTF?! No, astutely not!! it's not a robbery if we let him have a slice, silly, just a regular purchase!”
“Aww, what a wasted opportunity to rob a dude.”
“Kev's our buddy, we don't do that to him! Not unless he got anything not nice to say!”
Cue text message exchange. Kev won't say no to videogames and free beer, plus he doesn't have much to do this evening so, why the hell not. When he arrives at their apartment, he finds them chilling out in their underwear, is told to put himself at ease too. It's a warm mid-autumn evening plus he knows these guys from the lockers so, nothing seems amiss; he leaves his shoes and clothes by the front door. Kyle winks at Knoppers, who nods. While they all go to the livingroom, Knoppers goes to search the discarded shorts' pockets.

He goes back to the livingroom shortly, with a bit of a frown. There, while Kyle's on the phone ordering the food, Kev is trouncing that scrub Oggle. Knoppers carefully pulls Kyle aside.
“We got a small problem.”
“Your short ears are not a problem to us right now!”
“Feck you!! I mean Kev, that idiot's broke, I only got two bucks from his stuff.”
“You kidding?”
“Nope...”
Kyle thinks.
“Well well, we'll figure somethin' out!”
“You gonna make cash appear out of thin air?!”
Kyle hastily puts a paw on his mouth.
“Shh. Just relax. We'll figure. Somethin'. Out!”
He then approaches the other two.
“Hey hey boys!! say, how's about next to lose buys the food!”
“Let's go then!” Kev laughs, already slightly buzzed, and having just humiliated Oggle.
“Yeah I'm feelin it,” Oggle confirms; Kyle snatches the controller from his paws.
“I'll take it from there, my turn to play!”

That's not exactly what Kev thought he was agreeing to, but he doesn't think much of it, is quickly disillusioned as the tables turn, facing this much tougher opponent.
“Man, Zangyiff is overpowered, dude.”
“Wanna change? I'll do mirror!”
“Na!! I can do it...”
He can't, becomes increasingly agitated; the other two taunting him don't help.
“That was just cheesy online laggy play dude!”
“About half as cheesy as dinner. But not nearly as tasty, since you're buyin, by the looks of it!”
“Shaddap I can't concentrate!!”
“Yeah let him give it his best, it's cute...”
The match is quickly wrapped up.
“Well well my guy. Looks like you're buyin!”
“Ah... ehm... can't we do a rematch?”
“Really now~?”
“Double or quits?”
“Okay, that sounds good! Knoppers, here take over, don't mess that up!”