Crash: Yo, Einstein! Any updates?

Einstein: *looks at the computer screen* Hmm…as a matter of fact there is. One of the members was able to rescue another captive.

Mr. H: Woo! That’s ten down! Only two more left!

Wild Carrot: We oughta celebrate after we’ve accomplished this mission.

Unnamed Alligotter: *enters the headquarters while looking around* So, this is the little club you all go to, huh?

Decal Channel: *sees the Unnamed Alligotter* What the hell…? Who’s this?

Unnamed Alligotter: *to Decal Channel* I should be the one asking YOU that question, especially since those two brought me here.

Mr. H: I take it you’re the one of the captives…

Fangaroo: *approaches the headquarters alongside Baking Brownies* G’day, mates! We made it back!

Baking Brownies: Also, I see you’ve all met our recruit.

Einstein: *judges the Unnamed Alligotter* Hmm…?

Unnamed Alligotter: *to Einstein* What the hell are you looking at?!

Einstein: You look like an interesting hybrid. Are you…part-otter and part-crocodile?

Unnamed Alligotter: Nope. Half-Alligator, half-otter. I’m an Alligotter.

Einstein: Intriguing. I must say, there are plenty of unique hybrids in this world none of us have ever seen.

Decal Channel: Even though we got some in this building.

Unnamed Alligotter: Ya don’t say?

Wild Carrot: Pardon me, but uh…what’s that you got in your pocket there?

Unnamed Alligotter: What…this? *reaches in the pocket and pulls out what appears to be a USB flash drive with a familiar insignia on it* Hell if I know. One of the bastards dropped this after I drove ‘em off.

Fangaroo: Is that a flash drive?

Baking Brownies: Hmm…I wonder what F.E.N.R.I. was cooking with this one?

Crash: If I had to guess…that flash drive of theirs must contain some sort of computer virus. They might be trying to hijack a computer.

Unnamed Alligotter: Well, where I’m from, MSU has one of the fastest supercomputers…wait a sec, is THAT what they’re trying to do?! They were gonna hack the university?! That’s like taking candy from a baby.

Wild Carrot: It’s a good thing you grabbed it before they could make their move.

Unnamed Alligotter: And the best part is, after my fatass was kidnapped and put in one of those capsules, they didn’t even notice. They didn’t even bother to check what was in my pockets. Hahahahahaha! For a group of terrorists, they’re dumber than a bag of hammers.

Decal Channel: I wonder…how did all this happened?

Unnamed Alligotter: Long story short, I was taking a shit when suddenly those bastards invaded my property. Luckily, my stink distracted those scumbags after they barged my outhouse, which gave me enough time to get out my trusty ol’ acid cannon. As I gave chase, all of a sudden my fatass was hit with tranquilizer darts left and right. After spending time in one of their capsules, *points at Fangaroo and Baking Brownies* I was then rescued by those two fatasses you all see right before you. And well, here we are now.

Baking Brownies: You’re welcome.

Unnamed Alligotter: Yeah, yeah. Sooo…now what?

Mr. H: *to Unnamed Alligotter* I’ll tell you what’s what. Wanna be in our group?

Unnamed Alligotter: Excuse me?!

Mr. H: I think you might be pretty useful to the team. Why not go on adventures with us?

Unnamed Alligotter: Mmm……*shrugs* well, okay. Suit yourself. Not like I have anything better to do with my life. So, count me in.

Baking Brownies: Well, you know what they say, “the more, the merrier.”

Fangaroo: Welcome to the big league, mate. Heh. And I mean, literally, big. *pats his belly*

Puddle Pants: Oh, yeah. You all sure as hell big around these parts. Not that I'm complaining. But, hey, who says a fat fuck can’t fight. Hahahaha. Nice to meet you all! The name’s Puddle Pants. Glad to be part of this resistance of yours.