Note that this is a pinkish dragon... but if you call him a her you'll soon find out why I gave him such crazy ass eyes.

Transgender before that was okay (in anysense like... back before people started to even try and accept it) Matilda was born... soon matilda wanted to be called Matt... this was met with some controversy and soon enough multiple mental breakdowns and general sociatal ostrization caused this would be simply transgender dragon to well... eat a few princesses.

As we all know princesses contain a crazy hallucinogenic and adictive toxin that doesn't leave the systemwhen ingested. The toxin took it's toll on this porr fellow further degrading his mental state untill he became what you see before you.

A hoarder... yes folks a hoarder gold dead things shiney stuff... the Michigan football team (but only for a little while, it was explained that they needed to go play foot ball a sport Matt has found he very much enjoys watching) you know, like you do.

Anywho... odvious things to not do: steal his stuff, call him a she, indicate in any way that you are within range of being dead you'll soon find that you're closer to being dead than you think.