I've realized that, as much as I love filling my stories with lengthy linguistic flourishes, one could argue they clash with how commercials are actually meant to function. Ultimately, with several other companies competing for air time, commercials are meant to sell someone on a product in as little time as possible. Time is money, after all.

And so, with this Rock-type diaper commercial concept, my goal was to make a story brief as the ads you see on TV, all while still adding playful prose here and there. In fact, not counting poems, this is the only story I've posted that's less than 1,000 words. Anywho, enjoy!