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This is some Sirius business
Beetlejuice's old aprentice who he had a falling out with and now runs a competing bio-exorcism business. They dress up nice and act flashy in front of potential customers, but this exhausts them. In reality, Sirius is extremely lazy and just wants the cash. Their services are pretty good, but be warned, before getting to work they'll make you sign a contract that basically gives them the right to do whatever they want with you and/or your possessions... But hey, it's much easier than bothering to go out and scare folks yourself, right? Go give Sirius a call! Come on now, at the top of your lungs! "Are you Sirius? You can't be Sirius!"
By receiving Sirius's services you herein waive your right to bodily autonomy. Side effects may include prolongued vomiting, exploding eyeballs, excessive boils, and a sudden craving for gummy worms. No refunds.
Their favourite band is Oingo Boingo and they once ate an entire shoe for a laugh.
Also I still haven't seen the new movie yet so if you spoil it I will come to your house and shit in your washing machine
By receiving Sirius's services you herein waive your right to bodily autonomy. Side effects may include prolongued vomiting, exploding eyeballs, excessive boils, and a sudden craving for gummy worms. No refunds.
Their favourite band is Oingo Boingo and they once ate an entire shoe for a laugh.
Also I still haven't seen the new movie yet so if you spoil it I will come to your house and shit in your washing machine
Category Artwork (Digital) / Miscellaneous
Species Human
Size 1500 x 1500px
File Size 2.49 MB
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