.....for a non tail main-character user...you're doing so great with it in your first try >.>

Thus far I've only been able to synthesize microscopic quantities of Red Vinegar, but it was enough to generate a Situational Morphic Field.

Put simply, any object caught within an SMF will become "what it needs to be", selecting out attributes from its whole timeline, to minimize the probability of localized wavefunction dissolution (i.e. destruction/death).

In this case, I didn't realize a field was still active and I happened to try to sit down where there was no chair. Since I have been a kangaroo before, and there was a nonzero (if small) chance this would have killed me (maybe by dislodging a blood clot), the field rooified me to prevent me from taking a tumble. The moment I hopped out of the field I changed back, don't worry.

In theory, with enough Red Vinegar I could construct a Quantum Unitarity Para-Immortality Device (QUPID)—a machine that will not let a person die no matter what—but it's unlikely a large enough source of bosonic vinegar exists anywhere...

hmmmmm...your argument seems interesting sir...but....I'll have to point out something you seem to be missing....you-are-a-wombat, therefore, your ass is solid as some bodybuilder would ever only be able to dream for! That falling will mean n o t h i n g to you in particular..not to mention the higher comedy factor we could have got if instead you would have morph into Peter Griffin again!

I'll have to seek for my most impactful/meaningful memories of my 2 of Februarys so far to try my best chances for the ultimate magikal result...

Why use a chair to sit down when you can use your huge sturdy tail?! Kangarooness is quite useful in my estimate, thanks to just how differently roos are built :)

People keep reminding me how wonderful tails are, but they neglect the benefits of having a cartilaginous twerk destructor on one's backside.

Cartilaginous... twer..

I'm sorry, I'm still trying to comprehend what that means! Is your backside a weapon of destruction?! Because a kangaroo tail and legs ABSOLUTELY can be weapons of destruction..

My backside is absolutely a weapon of destruction.

OH! OH MY!

That kind of destruction is something I thought I would learn about from Casual Geographic. I'd be shocked if he hasn't mentioned it yet in one of his videos! I swear, the entire continent of Australia (and Tasmania too) was created during a 24-hour bender..

I did some research on both kangaroos and wombatts and found that a kangaroo can split a persons rib cage with one foot and send them through a dryboard wall leaving them full of splinters and bleeding internally on a fatal level. wombats are pretty clingy and dig a lot and can create a tripping hazard for roos to end up breaking a leg trying to jump but tripping over a hole. its a weird thing but my characters have very strong willed instincts and will dump nuclear suns worth of energy and force behind a single blow to ABSOLUTELY outdo an opponent and send them flying or scare them till they piss themselves. kind of how jiren knocked goku to his senses without actually punching him
https://youtu.be/0vdm_VHqepE?feature=shared&t=14

I'll need to remember that when a Goku-or-greater level threat comes along.

Cool.

HAHAHAHA maybe I'm pulling some strings on your reality

Good thing :3

You are a very resourceful one :)