Forgive this one: I spilled orange soda on it driving home. this was a STRANGE day I had working alone on tuesday. I hadn't been home all day and was... quite out of my mind. to explain the doodles!!!

6:45: that fucking fangirl came back and had to be removed from the premises on account of doing.... "things" to the pirates 3 poster... freak.

7:05 my feet start to get sore because I came to work without my shoes. I was wearing socks, and they're less conspicuous than sandals... what scared me was that NOBODY NOTICED.

7:55 I commented to the supervisor in guest services (right in front of my station) that "knocked up" was going to do excellent because it was associated with 40 year old virgin. I said any movie that says it has anyone from the crew of the 40 year old virgin, they would do well. (and if you don't know, gaffer holds the equipment for the crew. :p)

8:30: I realize that there are 3 trilogy sequels currently playing in the theater (pirates 3, shrek 3, spiderman 3) and went ballistic.

9:21: I am not fucking kidding you, I saw a lady walk out with an ass so huge it was as big wide as my torso was long. AND MY TORSO IS 3 FEET LONG!!!!

9:55: a customer held up his ticket and said "multipass!" which made me laugh my ass off.....eh.... go see "the fifth element"

10:15: black lady passed by with a giant mole with hair.. I didn't take it well :p.

10:12: I suddenly realize I hadn't eaten all day save a bag of ruffles and some yogurt and start not caring about my health. tempted to by a hot dog at concession (which in truth, isn't as bad as the curly fries...)

10:25: I notice the skull and crossbones on the pirates 3 poster has Jack sparrow's facial hair. if that's not subliminal advertising, I don't know what is.