Somehow I doubt he'll ever figure out that last one. No offense to anyone, but I'm almost 30 and girls still confuse the hell out of me to this day.

Especially my mom and her obsession with having +40 pairs of Sketchers brand shoes. She doesn't even ware most of them. Around 27 of those shoe boxes have been in a closet gathering dust for the past couple years, but she refuses to sell a single pair.