Crim was farcing about the zoo's mall one fine today when all of a sudden he continued to do so. His witless googly eyes spun once, thrice, twelve times, furtively, in order to deduce his next move. Then he saw it: the Apple store. Being a childish punk, Crim, like many, was attracted to the store's shiny metal front, which hid a dark underbelly of the worst sort.

It was in this place of places that he dangled, wondering at the horrors inside. It was not long before he found the true objective: a stylish Apple DVI-to-Video adapter cable. It probably worked better than other brands, being as fetch as it was. At the low, low price of 19 big ones, Crim, our King for the Day, could not afford to pass up this sleek contraption.

Paying the Man, Crim quickly quelled back to his cage home to test out his slick prize. Removing it from its years of snazzy packaging, Crim Dogg held it betwixt his fingers of solace.

He did not know where it was supposed to go.

After a fast phone call to his bro Ducky (this was before that guy was sucked into the past), Criminy knew it was basically used to connect his television to his computer to generate enough foul magic to jumpstart some sort of space-time flip and put his computer screen on his HD TV. But this item would do it more fashionably than others.

He quickly, silently, efficiently pulled out his favorite DVD: the 2007 movie Race, and instead of inserting it into the DVD slot on his flatscreen, he did the unthinkable and played it off his laptop - now connected to the screen in question.

"Ah-huck. Well I'll be," said the Crim, hands on his hips, as his favorite quote from the good movie was spoken:

"HE'S COMIN' AROUND THE TURN!"

(Fun fact: OMG ORIGNAL ARTOWRK DONOT STEAL!!!)