those gums wanna suckle your eyeballs :3

...NO DAMMIT!

NOM NOM NOM NOM

I WANT ONE

YOU NEED A SPLEEN!

Or a kidney...

gaul bladder? ;3;

WHAT? NOT THAT RUDDY GAULISH VILLAGE AGAIN

I got rid of my gaul bladder about 3 weeks ago. It was trying to overthrow my brain.

Coincidentally, I currently have a canker sore in my mouth and it's on my mind a lot since it stings a lot. >.>

Gargle some salt and warm water. That, or peroxide (though, some think that peroxide wears away teeth! xx)

Using Listerine...I think it helps, but either way, it takes away the pain from after brushing. x.x

Hey! I know this guy from work!

I had an ulcer once... when I was about 10. -_-

YAY ULCERS!!

Doc Duodenum's illegitimate son.. SO HAPPY. :D

XD Oh man, so I take it you have played Earthworm Jim Special Edition for the Sega CD and been to the Intestinal Distress level, right? XD

Genesis version actually, it was considered the secret level that the SNES didn't have.

but yeah, those were the golden days of gaming. xD

Ah, I didn't remember the genesis version & I especially didn't know that it had that level in the genesis version. XD

Indeed they were. I still have my original Nintendo as well as Super Nintendo, Genesis and original blocky Gameboy. Talk about old school. XD

Of course I have most of the new gen systems as well. Ps1 & 2, Gamecube, Xbox, DS Lite, PSP, Nintendo Wii (Why they changed it I'll never know as so many corny/stupid jokes or misintrepreted situations could become of that name. Revolution would have been better in my opinion.)

One such scenario is

Kid/Teen: "Hey mom, I'm heading over to (or spending the night at) my friend Billy's house so I can play with his Wii. I'll be back sometime after dinner (or next afternoon if Sleepover option was chosen.) ok?"
Mom: "What! No son of mine is going to play with his friends penis!"
Kid/Teen: "What the hell are you talking about mom? I am talking about his new video game system. It's called the Nintendo Wii."
Mom: *Fixes her hair a bit due to aggitation messing it up* "Oh I see. Well then, carry on."

BOoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Fuck that guy! He almost got me once! I only bearly got away! Now he turned fried chicken against but, but i can still trust in good old alcohol.......for now >_>


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lol thanks to gastritis imma get me summa dat!

My mother thinks she has an ulcer D:

your mom is one big ulcer.

I knew you were going to say that >:T

It's Ulcer Buu, or Majin Ulcer =P

o3o It's kid ulcer!

Can go to hell! ;P *kicks ulcer tushy* XP

Hilarious drawing there. ;P

0.o LOOOOOOOOOL

Are tastey :D