"Dipper! Guess what came in the mail today!"

"What?"

"A package from Hollie Hyena."

"COOKIES!!"

"Yup! Come take a look!"

"........it's just two baggies."

"But they're from your friend!"

"Yeah, but the other two got these big buckets full of cookies!"

"All right! That's it! Go to your room until you learn some gratitude! She *could* have sent you nothing, you know!"

"But..."

"No buts! Go!"